I know you young players out there eye that 3 pointed star with glossy eyes and throbbing cocks. I was once there too, drooling over a C250 like a French bulldog in 100° heat. Apologies to the detailing staff that had to clean up after I finished on the seat. And while the thought of whippin round the block in a sport coupe might seem right, pimpmasta has got a real word for you. There just ain’t enough room for your posse. Now this does not apply to you young pimpas out there trying to make a name fo yo self. I’m talking to the up and coming middle class pimps. You pimps that have your own turf, but haven’t quite made it big yet. The Benz R63 is the best set of wheels for yo lifestyle. It seats 6, that means you can transport 5 of your girls at a time. It also has a large boot fo all their toys and shit. And I’m sure a real pimp knows time is critical. In this hustle you have to be the quickest to deliver. Hang on to yo chains, the R63 has a 6.2 V8 pumping out a fresh 503 horsepower. Best part is, your girls will already be aroused by the time you drop em off. Did I forget to mention the whip got 4 wheel drive? Yes that’s right, you can still run your operation in a snowstorm. Now, not every ride is gonna be perfect. R63 got some shortcomings, she sucks gas like an S-teir hooker. This benz also isn’t the flyest looking either. It got kinda that minivan look to it. With Forgies and dark tint, whip can look pretty baller though. The pimp-score for this glorious German whore wagon is 7/10. Stay tuned for pimpmasta’s pick for you young homies out there!