Most people don’t know where the term “petrol heads” came from. Many moons ago in ye ol’ west-englandshurshire, an unnamed fisherman on his way back from a hunt in Blackpool stopped at a petrol station to fill up his Ford Anglia and crispers with tea. Much to his dismay, they were all out of tea (due to war rations, of course). As a replacement, the clever Englander took his personal kettle to the pumps, and filled it up. He might have been severely intoxicated, however what he discovered changed history forever. Governments worldwide have been blocking the consumption of petrol citing heath concerns, war rationing, resource scarcity, vaccination, interrelation, and impregnation. In fact, what this one man discovered disproves everything the powers of the world have told you. The modern Copernicus showed incredible, unexplainable powers after that night, gaining the ability to see clearer at dark and run a steady 18 KPH. This spurred a small group of followers, called petrol heads by their onlookers and seen as mad. However, they have all gone on to live incredible lives, drinking as much gas (as the filthy Americans say) as their automobiles.

Since they were always at the pumps for morning brunch, the cars petrol heads drove got faster, to arrive before anyone else got a sip. Consequently, these early morning brunch meetings turned into car shows, with each petrol head showing off what they drive (while sipping from a cup of fuel). The concept has evolved since then, with modern day governments still covering up the heath benefits of gas. However, petrol heads still remain, enjoying automobiles almost as much as the lonely fisherman enjoyed his first sip of petrol. -Pierce and Andrew