Tag: Porsche
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Californian Coach Builder Introduces the Ford Flexi-Flex
In a lazy effort to justify this last minute photoshop of an idea gone south, we esteemed writers at MSIMA present the general public with this article: Oh the Ford Flex! A vehicle so prolific and impactful, so short lived in this mortal realm. We haven’t forgotten, and neither has Californian coach builder “FlexingDreams inc.”.…
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1987 Porsche 944 Turbo – Just Retire Already
NO! GTFO, THATS NOT A REAL PORSCHE. THATS A POOR-SCHE; YOU ONLY BUY ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE POOR!! ITS A LEFTOVER HALF ABORTION FROM VW THAT THOSE FUCKS AT STUTTGART- oh we get to drive it? Ah this we did not consider. Another Porsche review!? Right after that Cayman? Actually, this and the 5’er that will…
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2018 Porsche Cayman 718 – I am No Longer Pure
What’s that? How’d we get a hold of one of these? And how’d we get on track? Don’t worry about it! So let’s start with the where: Rudskogen Motorsenter in Norway. It’s a track nestled in what are either large hills or tiny mountains. 7 left and 7 right hand turns across a 3.254 km…
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Scientist Discovers Hidden Link Between Cybertruck and Porsche GT3
Hello, dear comsumers and assholes worldwide. This is a special report based on new information (mystery images) kept under high security (on a USB drive) brought to us by covert sources (the office mailbox). Included was the media you see below, and a bourbon-scented wrinkled index card which read the following: “Dear sirs. I write…
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Top 10…
After much debate and consultation with sources across the automotive world, we are honored to bring you a collected record of the top 10. The top 10 what? I hear you asking, pleading, arms aloft gazing up at our gilded royal balcony for any sort of meaningful address. Chaos runs in the streets. Buildings crumble.…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2023 Awards
Over the past year, us assholes managed to get our grubby little 20-something year old hands on a fair amount of metal and carbon. And for some reason, you guys keep eating it up. So like a fly to shit, let’s go back and recognize the travesty (and occasional triumphs) from the automotive landscape that…
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First the Miata, now the 944? The Fuck Assholes?
Is it time for a buncha 20 year olds to sound like a heard of rambling old men? Bet your ass it is B O Y ! Ah pre-COVID 19 Facebook marketplace… what a time, what a place! I still have excel sheets that documented lists of cars for sale back when Pierce and I…
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New Company Aims to Freeze Car Collectors with Collection
Astrobionicle, a new Aerospace company spun off from Duke University has recently announced plans to dominate the in space Human health market. Amongst the technology they’re researching, their team of PHD students and ex-SpaceX engineers have been developing the technology for putting humans under some sort of hibernation for long duration space missions. However, during…
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2022 Porsche Turbo S Suffers Suspension Failure During Track-day Due To Weight Of Driver’s Ego
“We only factored in about a 50% increase in ego inflation, it seems this wasn’t enough”
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Porsche Recalls 489 Carrera GT’s to Remind Owners Who’s Really In-Charge
Porsche has recently recalled 1/3 of all Carrera GT‘s produced. We at MSIMA reached out to Porsche in order out find out more. “After the whole fiasco of people hoarding the 911 R, we decided that periodically, we must remind our consumers loyal Porsche customers, who is in charge”, a Porsche rep told us, “There…