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Porsche Recalls 489 Carrera GT’s to Remind Owners Who’s Really In-Charge

Porsche has recently recalled 1/3 of all Carrera GT‘s produced. We at MSIMA reached out to Porsche in order out find out more.

“After the whole fiasco of people hoarding the 911 R, we decided that periodically, we must remind our consumers loyal Porsche customers, who is in charge”, a Porsche rep told us, “There really was no major issue with the cars we’ve recalled. We need our customers to realize who is in control, and it certainly isn’t them.”

We have also managed to obtain one of the emails sent to CGT owners, which states the following:

We at MSIMA wish Porsche good luck with their endeavors. We can only imagine that years of watching Ferrari making their costumers visit Enzo’s grave and kiss the family ring before being selected to buy a used California T have left Porsche wondering what more they could do.

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