Der he is, pullin up on yo block with a slap that makes all the hoes wet within a five mile radius. Shits dripping so hard, I’m iced worse than Nome Alaska.

The “whippopotamus”, the only vehicle that can go tow to tow with an Ox Cart and not be completely embarrassed. You wanna pull up to make yo dawgs gaze at you like Augustus Caesar looking upon his new realm.

The only wag to shag worth of a princely figure such as yourself. A wag that shag so swag it leaves you blind and gagged.

“Not since the release of the 2004 Bentley Arnage Red Label has there been a car that causes immediate sexual desire and instigates a primal state of euphoria. The hippo-car is in a league of its own” – Preston Calvert, M.D.

The drip like a faucet, ice on me.

The whippo got lips, wanna see what theys do?