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Welcome dearest readers, friends, and c4 corvette owners, to the 100th post MisShift Into My Ass special! And special we are, as we’re answering the questions nobody asked (or knows the location of, to be honest. How the fuck do you lose a PDF?).

Monty:

1. So when comparing the drive of a Bugatti Chiron and a literal Ox Cart, the ox drawn wagon offers its driver a more raw, and uncluttered experience. Close second to the na Miata, but not as pure as a rotax Kart.

2. 5 years. Next?

3. I’d much rather be ford flexing then get ford flex on. Although truthfully I’d rather be euthanized.

4. 2 + 2

5. Differential Equations was fun, some might disagree.

6. Diff fluid, but only of a certain make and vintage. Goes great with charcuterie.

7. Between all the MSIMA staff, I would fuck myself.

8. Caterham 7 is a hard sell over a catamaran boat (No the fuck it isn’t – Pierce).

9. Only if you look at a Polaris Slingshot objectively is that an appropriate take.

10. I do in fact, yes. Why do you ask?

11. The voices that say to do the “bad things”duh. How else did they manage to create the Rover 75?

12. I’m legally not allowed to talk about the Ford Festiva after “the incident”…

Pierce:

1. Bugatti totally fucked up the Chiron, I think the Bugatti Vision GT is the purest form of cheap, lightweight and simplicity. An Ox Cart is just a little too fancy for my taste.

2. The rest of my goddamn life, I’m chained and can’t escape.

3. I’d much rather be ford flexing then get ford flex on. Although truthfully I’d rather be euthanized.

4. π

5. I FUCKING HATE DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS WITH A PASSION

6. I’m a hard core 5W-20 guy myself, but only with a good burger.

7. What is this “fuck” you speak of?

8. The Caterham 7 is WAY better around a track than a catamaran, so I’d need to go with the 7.

9. It’s perfect, in every way, shape and form. I couldn’t agree more.

10. I would NEVER, in a million years!

11. My mother and my pimp, those people really do make a difference in the cultural zeitgeist.

12. The Ford Festiva is like a “Fiesta” on the road! What an excellent little car, I must say.

Dan:

1. I remain very impressed by Bugatti’s treatment of us journalists. Our time driving the Chiron was such memorable experience, but personally, an Ox Cart better delivers the sort of analog feel I seek in a performance car.

2. Probably like one weekend, maybe three days.

3. I’d much rather be ford flexing then get ford flex on. Although truthfully I’d rather be euthanized.

4. 12 if rounded to the nearest whole number.

5. No, personally I do not use equations to spec my differentials.

6. 15W40 develops an exquisite texture and taste when allowed to age. Especially when operating on the diesel cycle.

7. Well, anything’s worth a try once.

8. Even with its handling deficit, there is no denying the catamaran’s range of powertrain setups. Though its stock setup lacks the Caterham’s agility, the platform shows great potential on the track.

9. The only time one of those has made me smile was seeing its wheels get stolen in broad daylight downtown.

10. Depends, do you have the room bugged?

11. I think the most influential factor has been my continuing legal battle with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.

12. It always makes me think back to that time Monty wrecked a Festiva into a 700 foot drop at Pikes Peak. Those were the good old days.

Well, that concludes the interviews! Thank you all for reading and expect more of the usual incredibly well researched and studied articles from your favorite mis-shifted assholes!

-The MSIMA Team