After our flock of Carrier pigeons flew over a shoot range and were mistakenly used as targets, we at MSIMA have sought a new means of shipping the official, brand new artisanally crafted MISIMA stickers.
You you read that right consumer. We got merch! (*editors note, we only have a sticker for now*)
Your cries have been answered, prayers fulfilled, and deepest, darkest desires met with swift and mass produced satisfaction.
But, loyal reader who’s very existence is like a fly to shit, constantly returning, how will we get you these stickers after our birds have become ex-birds? (And cheaply too because we’re still in college as of writing this)…
After rummaging through several dumpsters, fighting off the homeless and rodents alike, our collection of discarded bottles has grown indefinitely.
Set adrift through the oceans, rivers, creeks, and sewers of the world, where this is a drop of water, there shall be a bottle of plastic carrying within it our most prized gift to the world.

Or ya know, you could just have us ship it to ya via snail-mail. Whatever floats your bottle ; )



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