The Top 10… again?!? Are they out of ideas?!
No……. and fuck you for thinking as much. You see, we at MSIMA merely have our various corporate sponsor overlords to please, and as such, the content must flow.
So without anymore hesitation at gunpoint, we’re gonna share with you the Top Ten! (Again). You might be wondering, the Ten what? Well, you moron, it’s quite easy. If you gaze on down here:
The sleek, sculpted E-Ray features a driver-oriented interior, punctuated with luxurious materials and expert craftsmanship. Wider fenders, quarter panels, and fascias add to its already dramatic appearance while providing aerodynamic and performance benefits.
9. Sinotruk Van Box Lorry Trucks For Sale HOWO Mini Cargo Truck China 4X2 Light Fence Gattle Grill Stake Flatbed Cargo Truck Small Truck 3.5 Ton 5 Ton Cargo Truck
你难道不会厌倦一遍又一遍地听同一个笑话吗？
8. Mahindra Scorpion N
Of all the Mahindra products out there, the Scorpion N is certainly one of them. In fact, Mahindra claims it to be “the Big Daddy of the SUV”. Right so you see, this is where I begin to feel discomfort, and wish to no longer talk about the Scorpion N and its tendencies for Big Daddy status.
7. Ora Funkycat
Yes this is a real vehicle you can purchase with hard-earned Thai Bahts. Eat your heart out, Porsche purists.
“Isn’t this just a body kit for the Ora Funkycat?”
That’s what you WOULD say, if YOU were a weak minded individual. But you aren’t.
Get ready to go anywhere:
The Traverse midsize SUV features a turbocharged 2.5L engine with improved performance and greater efficiency than the previous generation V6. And Traverse Z71 takes that capability even further as an all-terrain SUV that can do more than just carry your family — it’ll take them to places no Traverse has ever been.
5. Subaru Justy
Many a late night formula FSAE tangent was had over what shitty $1000 beater project car we should buy. “A Miata”, says one man, mouth filled with foam. “A Fastia!”, says another, clearly not tracking Ford Festiva prices. But alas, the correct answer in the year 2020, is the Subaru Justy. Is there any aftermarket support? Uhhh apparently any exhaust mods will rob you of power this car doesn’t have. But like, look at it. It’s a Justy, and it wants a loving home. Your home in fact. And all of your personal data, your partner, your kids, even that bowling trophy from league night. Let a Justy into your life, it can be trust with top secret information, I’ve seen his clearance.
4. Marcos Mantis
You know, I had this whole damn shtick prepared for the Mantis. But instead, I came across this cursed ass image of this one peculiarly modified Marcos. But there’s no information on what the fuck is going on here. So if you know wtf is up, email is at msima.contact@gmail.com. Please, any information will help me sleep at night.
3. Dodge Journey
It was never about the destination, but the journey we take to get there <3
2. 2025 Chevy Tahoe High Country
It’s time to level up
Tahoe High Country features first- and second-row leather seating surfaces with perforated seat inserts, unique stitching and badging, and authentic wood décor.
Honorable Mention: Maserati Biturbo
One of our writers has a soft spot for the Bi-turbo. This one’s for you.
1. Ginetta G60
This is the automotive equivalent of the damn foster care system. Penned by an ex-Marcos engineer under the Arash Motor company of UK fame, then sold to Farbio, who actually managed to build a few, before dumping their issues on Ginetta as the F400. But you, viewer whom presumably possesses eyes, know that’s THIS isn’t an F400, pictured below, but the far different G60!
As you can see, the side inlet/outlet is black in the old one shown above.
Anyways, this thrice recycled bit of automotive hw is a “no frills, raw, pure driving experience for those who value good handling, communication, and fun over all else”, which reads like my last dating profile. And like that profile, it’s a really just a coded message for the automotive sleeper agents in the audience to rise up and buy a 400 hp, supercharged, hand built mid-engined sports car that lacks any sort of modern (for 2004-10) driver aids. They didn’t make many, and you should go buy one and road trip it through a rainy mountain pass in the Fall.
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