Do we need to explain this one? Look, most of us here at MSIMA have a maturity level of a 6th grader who just learned to swear after giggling throughout their first week of Sex-ed. Anyways, you know what you signed up for, quality journalism and whatever this is!

Also, forgoing descriptions here, the fact that we finished this stupid article alone is a disservice. It is purely just an excuse to play with the lame AI photo tool while laughing at school yard-level jokes.

10. Ford Crap-tor

9. MKIV Toyota Poopra

8. Shitroen 2C-Pee

7. Whore-vette Pee-06

6. Kia Pee’ed

5. Jeep Cumpiss

4. Holden Cumadore

3. Poo-geot 9X8

2. Vauxhall Ass-tra

Honorable Mention Subaru WR-Sex STI

1. VW PISSat

Wow, ya really went through the whole list. I’m proud of you consumer.