Recently McLaren Automotive has posted on LinkedIn the above teaser showing a random sheet of metal with some color and a date/time. To most, this may indicate a new car or product from McLaren. We don’t blame you for thinking this, we just know more than you. This is because according to a top secret Mis-Shift insider, there’s more than just a car coming, but a total world takeover. Here’s the message from our insider:

“Something not many people know is the 27th of February is Mr. McLaren’s Father’s birthday, who has been frozen solid in the deep vaults of McLaren’s Woking plant for years after his death. According to my spying, on the 27th McLaren will release Bruce McLaren’s Father from his chamber, along with an army of steel clones to take over the world. Get in your underground bunkers now people, McLaren will take over the world!!!!”

Picture it: February 27th, a day like any other, until McLaren unleashes not just a single vehicle, but an army of steel clones upon an unsuspecting world. These mechanical monstrosities, fashioned in the likeness of their creator’s progenitor, are poised to enact a coup of epic proportions.

So, heed this cautionary tale, lest you find yourself ensnared in the metallic clutches of McLaren’s grand design. The world as we know it may never be the same again. Stay vigilant, stay wary, and above all, stay tuned for the unfolding saga of McLaren’s world domination.