The following email was received at MSIMA headquarters from Mr. Clark G. Wellington, who was kind enough to share his unique automotive experience and propose an enticing offer. This message is unedited.

From: cgwells@hotmail.com

ALEXA START RECORDING. ALEXA RECORD MESSAGE START RECORDING. NO DEAR I’M TALKING TO THE COMPUTER. YES. YES I’LL GET IT LATER DEAR.

ALEXA RECORD.

HELLO ALL. MY GRANDSON LEFT HIS LAPTOP AT ME AND THE OLD LADY’S HOUSE LAST TIME HE WENT OFF TO COLLEGE. I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR PUBLICATION FROM HIS BROWSER BOOK MARKS. JAKE IS 19 NOW AND IS STUDYING ACCOUNTING ETHICS AT U.B. GREAT KID. MADE DEAN’S LIST THIS SEMESTER. DOING US PROUD LIKE HIS DAD DID.

I WILL KEEP THIS SHORT FOR YOU ALL. SURE NEWSROOM IS BUSY IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE. MY DAUGHTER IN LAW GAVE JAKE THE WHAT WAS IT. THE NISSAN MAXIMA I THINK. BIT OF A FAST CAR FOR A YOUNG KID IF YOU ASK ME. HE HAD BEEN DRIVING ME AND THE OLD LADY’S CAR TIL THEN. 2005 CADILLAC, REAL GREAT CAR. YES, WHITE CADILLAC DE VILLE WITH LEATHER SEATS AND A SUNROOF. WE PUT SOME MILES ON THAT CAR. GOT US TO CHURCH EVERY WEEK, CAN’T EVEN SMELL THE NEW PORTS MY WIFE LIKES. I DO NOT LIKE SMOKING THEM WHILE I DRIVE THE CAR. IT HAS A NORTH STAR ENGINE FOR YOU GEAR HEADS OUT THERE. REAL POWER HOUSE THAT THING IS TOUGHER THAN A PAVER SLATE.

I AM WRITING TO SEE IF ANY OF YOUR READERS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING THE CAR. JAKE WAS DRIVING FOR OH I THINK TWO YEARS UNTIL NOW. GON A HAVE TO REPLACE THE FRONT TIRES, THERE’S NO MORE TREAD ON THOSE. NOT SURE WHY. LOTS OF BLACK STUFF BEHIND THE FRONT WHEELS TOO. ALSO THE ENGINE RUNS MORE HOT THAN BEFORE AND CLICKS REAL LOUD.

MAYBE YOU CAR FOLKS COULD TELL US IF THIS IS NORMAL ON 2005 CADILLAC DE VILLES.

OUR CAR HAS 72 THOUSAND MILES NOW. GETTING UP THERE BUT A BEAUTIFUL CAR. WE ARE ASKING 8,500 DOLLARS FOR OUR DE VILLE AS IT IS A LUXURY BRAND. REAL BARGAIN IN TODAY’S AUTO MARKET. GREAT SAFE AND RELIABLE CAR FOR YOUNG FOLKS.

EMAIL C G WELLS AT HOT MAIL DOT COM. I WILL NOT RESPOND TO QUESTIONS.

THANKS ALL AND GOD BLESS. ALEXA COPY TO EMAIL.