News from Japan this week, as famed Honda tuner and racer Spoon have unveiled a new product. Leveraging their aerodynamic department’s skills, the Spoon SP00N is a departure from their normal operations.

After seeing HKS release a series of commemorative shot glasses, engineers figured that they could to something similar. And thus the task of engineering the world’s most advanced spoon (the SP00N) was born.

“We’ve improved overall scooping efficiency by 35 counts. When plunging the spoon into a liquid, we have the lowest CDa compared to any other silverware manufacturer”, Spoon’s senior aerodynamicist told us, “and due to the smaller size and simpler geometry of the SP00N compared to an actual car, we’ve had the ability to not only iterate far quicker on CFD, but utilize a far more detailed simulation as well”.

Small microstructures embedded within the spoon act as miniature vortex generators around the bottom of the streamlined surface to ensure flow attachment no matter what angle the user wishes to use. We are told this idea came to the engineers while visiting an aquarium.

“We also ensured the optimal inner shape, allowing for the perfect balance between fluid storage and the intake rate at which the basin fills”, the senior aerodynamics told us, unprompted.

Spoon engineers have also been keen to point out that while a few other spoons on the market can technically hold more soup, no other spoon fills at the rate of theirs. And thanks to their unique anti-spill rim design, whatever is scooped has a 97.6% chance of staying put.

Pricing has yet to be released, but we at MSIMA think that money as a concept is a made up tool of oppression, and therefore care little to report such information (we can’t afford one anyways).