Category: Car News?
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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AI Powered Ultracar Announced
VoltraX (pronounced Voltra-X) a startup from Singapore by two Americans who demanded politely asked to be referred to as “expats”, has just announced the company’s first ever car, the ExoVibe. The ExoVibe is a 1750 HP AWD hybrid AI-powered “Ultracar”. A few renders were shown to us during a press event over Zoom last week.…
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MSIMA Late Again to Cover Big News: The Nissan-Honda Merger
As the world’s best car news source, Mis-Shift Into My Ass is proud to be consistently behind the curve no matter what happens in the automotive world “We were so late that they called it off!” – MSMIA writer Justin stated during a glue eating contest. In fact, this isn’t the first time the beloved…
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2025 Toyota bZ4X (Facelift) Executive Bi-Tone Norwegian Launch Near Sandesund
I uh… didn’t know this was going on until I was walking down a hallway in my hotel and saw shit all set up. So I looked in until some Toyota representative ushered my ass in. So, ladies, gentlemen, and the one Norwegian Viewer we have, it’s time for me to do my journalistic duty.…
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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Aston Martin Announces Road Going Version of their Valkyrie LMH Race Car
After getting spat on by a French bus driver, we finally made it to Le Mans! Following the announcements of road going versions of their Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) from Glickenhaus and Porsche, Aston Martin follows suit with their own version. Dubbed simply “the Aston Martin Valkyrie”, this road legal LMH car is more than…
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An End to Corrosion Part 1
In a bit of contrast to our normal articles, I get to talk about some very real, very cool science that I am actually doing. So how about some cutting edge science with your favorite automotive clowns.
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FRS Owner Unsure How to Handle New Power After Buying a GR86
Daniel White, 28, of 3886 Morse Rd, Columbus, OH, 43230, has recently sold his 2013 Scion FRS for a new 2025 Toyota GR86. We at MSIMA where there to cover the story: “I originally through that this car would be pretty similar to my old FRS”, Danny boy told us, “I mean, it looks pretty…
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Saturn SC2 Restomod Debut
Fresh off the feedlot chute of automotive journalism, baked til crisp perfection and served on a silver platter for you hungry fucka, we have some big news. “Yet another unaffordable, limited run, unasked for ‘restomod’ of a classic car that just needed new bushings, lights, and electronic ignition to be usable?” We hear your cries.…
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New Amphibious Super Car Sinks During Launch
HydroCar, makers of a hydrogen fuel cell amphibious hyper car, suffered a set back during their launch event (which we at MSIMA were legally invited to and did not have to tunnel our way in underneath the car before launch). But before the tragic sinking, let’s give you uneducated masses some context! HydroCar was founded…