Category: Car News?
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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Aston Martin Announces Road Going Version of their Valkyrie LMH Race Car
After getting spat on by a French bus driver, we finally made it to Le Mans! Following the announcements of road going versions of their Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) from Glickenhaus and Porsche, Aston Martin follows suit with their own version. Dubbed simply “the Aston Martin Valkyrie”, this road legal LMH car is more than…
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An End to Corrosion Part 1
In a bit of contrast to our normal articles, I get to talk about some very real, very cool science that I am actually doing. So how about some cutting edge science with your favorite automotive clowns.
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FRS Owner Unsure How to Handle New Power After Buying a GR86
Daniel White, 28, of 3886 Morse Rd, Columbus, OH, 43230, has recently sold his 2013 Scion FRS for a new 2025 Toyota GR86. We at MSIMA where there to cover the story: “I originally through that this car would be pretty similar to my old FRS”, Danny boy told us, “I mean, it looks pretty…
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Saturn SC2 Restomod Debut
Fresh off the feedlot chute of automotive journalism, baked til crisp perfection and served on a silver platter for you hungry fucka, we have some big news. “Yet another unaffordable, limited run, unasked for ‘restomod’ of a classic car that just needed new bushings, lights, and electronic ignition to be usable?” We hear your cries.…
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New Amphibious Super Car Sinks During Launch
HydroCar, makers of a hydrogen fuel cell amphibious hyper car, suffered a set back during their launch event (which we at MSIMA were legally invited to and did not have to tunnel our way in underneath the car before launch). But before the tragic sinking, let’s give you uneducated masses some context! HydroCar was founded…
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Head of Chinese Communist Party Caught in Buick Enclave
“That’s not a Buick!” Said the agricultural minister. His family hasn’t heard from him since. Due to Buicks recent marketing efforts, pure confusion has swept through the communist party, struggling to identify the poorly built American automobile. “I could have sworn it was a Buick, but upon closer inspection, it was my wife’s sister!” Said…
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Mercedes to Introduce “Prostate Massager” Option for 2025 S Class
After months of persistent emails and phone calls that have gotten us yet another restraining order on a South Florida car dealer, we’ve finally managed to get our “operatives” (some dude on discord) to “infiltrate Mercedes Benz USA” (dig through their trash) and “inform us on upcoming products” (send us low quality photos). And boy,…
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Californian Coach Builder Introduces the Ford Flexi-Flex
In a lazy effort to justify this last minute photoshop of an idea gone south, we esteemed writers at MSIMA present the general public with this article: Oh the Ford Flex! A vehicle so prolific and impactful, so short lived in this mortal realm. We haven’t forgotten, and neither has Californian coach builder “FlexingDreams inc.”.…
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Rivian to Work on EV Tank
Following the sudden injection of money to Rivian from the Volkswagen Automotive Group, Rivian has decided to branch off to the sector they probably should’ve started with: defense contracting. Partnering with General Dynamics, the current suppliers of the M1 Abrams tank, Rivian has announced their move into the defense industry. Using the same motor setup…