GM TRUTHERS lurking within the depths of the online forum “GM Authority” have recently uncovered news that Chevrolet has register a new trademark for the Camaro nameplate in Cambodia!
We can only speculate as to why this is. Maybe GM needs to renew it and went with the cheapest and marginally legally dubious option. Or, maybe, they’re planning to bring back the Camaro ONLY for the Cambodian domestic market as a spiced up Chevy Spark based hot hatch! But speculation only goes so far when we at MSIMA have the luxury of an underground spy ring at our disposal! Oh the joys of unrestricted internet access and bored ex-North Korean intelligence officers.
And what have our friends learned?
Well, behold Mis-shifted assholes:
Thats right bitches, the Camaro is BACK! But only in Cambodia.
The Camaro will be given new life in Cambodia, thanks to their loyal customer base and unwavering support for the late pony car. The only and as of yet named variant of the upcoming 2026 Cambodian Camaro will spare no expense, offering a reworked LS7 outputting north of 680 HP, active Multimatic dampers similar to what is seen on the Ferrari F80, brakes off the ZR1, and chassis tuning by GM Performance. A new chassis loosely based on the GM Alpha platform will be introduced as well.
Truly no expense has been spared for the 7th Camaro, which is expected for the Cambodian market. As is common knowledge, Cambodians absolutely LOVED the Camaro, with the car accounting for 47% of all vehicle sales in the country. And now their loyalty to the muscle car will not go unrecognized no longer.
We reached out to our contacts within GM for more information who, and I quote “let out a world weary sigh before abruptly hanging up”
We at MSIMA are absolutely ecstatic for the greatest rendition of the Camaro the world has yet to see. We’ve got our flights booked to Phnom Penh.
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