From the abandoned mall basement Simon resides in:

You know what they say about the perfect car. Le manuele, weird, wagon. Our savior came down to earth but we rejected him. It was truly perfect, the chevy HHR SS panel van. A true oddity. There it was with 260hp, a 6 speed manual, an LSD and a wagon cargo area. And if you like retro styling, this was inspired by one of the top automotive icons, the PT cruiser. In pre banrupt GM, only 213 people in the states werre good enough people to support the perfect automobile. But because you heathens failed eveyone, GM now makes the chevy trax to punish us for our sins. And one other man made sure we stay groveling over the weight of our crimes. The man who bought every manual chevy HHR SS panel wagon.

Now you may bemoan that it is impractical, but you can switch the panels out for HHR rear seats, should you be able to find such an expensive and desireable item. Your passengers can’t see out the rear? They should just reflect on why they didnt buy a HHR SS panel wagon in the darkness.

And now for the new automotive god in question. You all failed in 2009 by not custom ordering 100s of thousands of these panel wagons, GM may have even given us a blue one if we had. And now Barry Long-Brown owns every single one of them. Thats what you get, they’re all his, nobody but him and his Long Brown family dynasty will ever get to experience the peak of the car ever again. Why think of anyone else, or why even collect any other type of car at all, when he has acheived a higher level than any of us can ever think to reach.