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The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Has Gone Missing!!!

After reports about the Slim Jim Z going missing, it seems someone else has taken the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile.

(12/18/2023 08:25 AM) Reports are showing that while traveling between Missouri and Illinois for it’s winter tour, someone has stolen the rather famous RV. No one knows who the suspects are or could be, however if you see the large RV driving around, please report to the Oscar Mayer Help Desk at (800) 543-5335, and dialing the extension *DOGS (3647).

(12/18/2023 09: 35 PM) As more information is revealed, it appears that the person responsible for this theft has posted on an Instagram account, @stolen.wiener. While no info has been given, they are calling themselves the “One True Hotdogger”.

For those of you unaware, a Hotdogger is someone who drives the Wienermobile, it is a highly sought after position for those who enjoy the shenanigans of this very funny vehicle.

(12/19/2023 12:00 PM) While we have no updates, the suspect has posted plenty to their Instagram story, although it appears they keep getting deleted.

(12/19/2023 07:25 PM) We have no updates to the location, the suspect has posted a very badly cropped photo of the vehicle with the Oscar Mayer theme song playing on top of it.

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