So, you’re boujee. The issue is, you’re not S-Class rich, you’re pre-owned 130k mile C-Class rich, and you can’t hang without the digi dash. What’s a bitch to do? Good news! Fiat has you covered, with two special edition Fiat 500s from the drippiest of fashion brands.

First up is the luxury handbag, shoes and other random bullshit brand Gucci. Some people call it the original luxury Fiat 500 special edition (because it is), the Gucci edition has many stylistic decisions that harken back to the reference material. Logos on the wheels and plenty of interior styling, but the best part in my opinion is the roof hand stitched by robots in Chinese factories. The iconic Gucci pattern is woven into the soft, roll-back roof. Naturally, you can also purchase the other half of the coin; Fiat 500 branded Gucci handbags, hats and more. For the small price of many thousands of dollars, you too can look like an absolute tool whipping the rolling product billboard.

Following closely behind is the newer Giorgio Armani special edition. Looking very sleek and modern with the GTA 5 online wheels, it’s based on the electric-only variant, the 500e.

Excited yet? If you aren’t, the Armani has a trick up it’s sleeve! This trick being fucking SHAG CARPET FLOORS. Never find the crumbs from your 18 dollar croissant again by dropping everything you own into this weird, fluffy carpet that is hardly mentioned in press releases. Maybe there’s a reason? Either way, it’s got special wheels, a special roof and cheap-looking fake gold accents all over. What a beautiful creature!

So, what’s a drip-lord to do choose? We’re all a slave to the machine, and so are you! So put your vote in this poll down here or something for data collection so we can sell it to the highest bidder (either Fiat or Stellantis) and we’ll satisfy you with more automotive garbage!