Tag: ford tough
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…