Hello fellow readers! With the launch of the Ferrari Purosangue just a day away, we have truly pulled one out of the bag for y’all.

After our many unsolicited calls to Ferrari of Fort Lauderdale ended on us being put on a black list and no longer able to go within 100ft of their property, we at MSIMA decided to go straight to the source : Mr. Ferrari at the Ferrari HQ in Modenra, EU.

The call was very productive. The PR lady was very kind, unlike the judge who signed that restraining order, and let us into a little known secret! Enzo Ferrari, the whole reason why we had called in the first place, was dead! Not only had he died, but he has been dead since 1988! Unfortunately, this meant that we could not talk with Mr. Enzo over the phone. We had also been informed to stop calling the Ferrari SUV an “SUV”, and start referring to it as an “FUV”. At that point, the call had disconnected, probably because we where talking to someone in Europe, an unstable 3rd world nation, and not because we forgot to pay our phone bill.

FUV… what could it mean? Determined, we spoke to Ferrari of West Palm Beach, who answered our question with a loud and abrupt “FUCK” before the call dropped (we had also been calling them for Purosangue deets). But, our question was answered! The Fucking Utility Vehicle! How bold! How daring! How Italian.

Now dear reader, we still seek an interview with the big man himself, I promise, we shall deliver. Not even death can stop the persistence of MSIMA Staff.