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BREAKING NEWS: US Military Interested in Purchasing the Ferrari Purosangue SUV

Massive news from the insiders on Washington D.C.: The US military have been looking for a Humvee replacement for years now, and according to our inside information, the Porsangue is being considered. We also have some general ideas on why, the biggest being bragging rights. The following is a top secret email sent to the head of defense just a few hours ago:

Mr. Head of Defense,
We have found a possible replacement for the HUMVEE, we urge you to look into the new Ferrari FUV (Full Utility Vehicle). Since the budget has been increased by 1.8 billion, we would be able to afford the higher price tag, and it should be as capable, if not more, than the previous vehicle. Also, as is customary, both you and the secretaries of defense would be gifted one for personal use as well. It would increase our presence on the battle field, but more importantly, it looks baller as fuck. Please consider.
Respectfully,
Mr. Secretary of Defense

The email was intercepted through a bugged email chain, and it further proves the capability of the Porsangue. In other good news, this means the military surplus field will get vastly more interesting. Personally, I would like to pick up an ex. military Ferrari for some good old fashioned fun. Stay tuned.

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