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Ferrari Purosangue – Interview with Enzo Ferrari

Hello dear reader! Today, we have something special! For the first time since 1988, we have gotten an interview with the man himself!

We at MSIMA have reached out to the Deland based Psycic and local schizophrenic Madam Prost Credul, to see if we can arrange a short interview with Enzo Ferrari. We owe our gratitude, hard earned dollars, and apparently part of our souls to her for enabling this miracle of the unholy.

AL – “Thank you Mr. Enzo for meeting us tonight!”

EF -  "Mi svegli durante il mio riposo, facciamo presto."

AL – “Ah the pleasure is mine sir.”

EF - "Non parlate italiano, stupidi americani?"

AL – “Now, Mr. Enzo, have you been aware about the new car?”

EF - "Gli standard di Autocar sono calati dall'ultima volta che sono stato fottutamente vivo Cristo."

AL – “Yes sir, we are indeed talking about the new auto by Ferrari, the Purosangue FUV. I know it must be very strange now, in these modern times, but how does it feel to see such a vehicle wear the ferrari crest?”

EF – “Mi dà fastidio non vendere una cosa del genere ai tipi che comprano le mie auto, fintanto che manteniamo la nostra preminenza negli sport motoristici internazionali. Tuttavia, vuoi davvero parlare del “FUV”? Ci sono più interessanti-“

AL – “Yes, I was also going to ask, what do you think of the name FUV? Doesn’t it seem awfully provocative?”

EZ – “Distruggimi di nuovo e mi assicurerò personalmente che tu sia perseguitato da Satana stesso”

JP – Mr. Enzo, does it not seem even a little odd even in our contemporary age to call the Purosangue a “Fucking Utility Vehicle”

EZ – “Sei un idiota, lo giuro, un’altra battuta da idiota e me ne vado”

AL – “I agree completely”

EZ – “Sicura”

JP – “Mr. Enzo, our time is running out, as we only paid for a 10 minute session with Madam Prost Credul, so I would like to ask you our final question”

EZ – “Grazie Dio”

AL – “It has been a great day!”

JP – “Using your insight from a higher realm, what can you share with us and all MSIMA readers about the new Ferrari FUV?”

EZ – “Ricorda la data, 2 agosto 1990. Ora grazie per avermi fatto perdere tempo.”

And like that, he vanished back to a better place, perhaps a farm in the country side, where old Enzo can tame his wild stallions.

But what does this all mean? For one, I can’t speak Italian, but it is close enough to Spanish, I think he liked us! But who is Riccorda (Maybe she holds the key to Ferrari’s future)? And what is the significance of Aug 2nd?

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