Our elite and classified group of outsourced comp-sci majors has managed, through questionably legal means, to obtain PROOF that F1 is about to drop big news with regards to an overhaul in how driver communications works.

It seems that my old roommate, who’s identity we at MSIMA will do the honor of protecting his identity, has finally been given an audience with the FIA after repeatedly spamming their inbox with his self help promotional videos, and going as far as to travel to Europe and barge into an active meeting discussing how best to piss off ByKolles-Vanwall in 2023.

However, instead of immediately kicking him out, they listed to what he has to say:

“All F1 drivers do is drive”, he said, “and like, bruh, even I could do that. Shits too easy”.

Gasps reportedly erupted from the board members.

“We should allow the drivers to talk to each other while they race. Again, all they do is drive, so why not let them yell at each other too? It’s not that hard, and I would find it more entertaining”._

According to our sources, he proceeded to give the board members a copy of his new book “Self Help, Racing, and Real Estate”, before giving a speech about how he can help brighten their day.

The FIA board members seem to have been impressed with this stunt, as they are now prepared to enact a new regulations change allowing for drivers to talk to each other during qualifying and mid race. According to the FIA president Mohammed bin Sulayem, “We hit up the homies at Liberty Media, and bro said our idea was straight up HEAT. Like yea, dude just driving around, shits boring af, let them talk to each other”.

We at MSIMA are both equally bewildered and disturbed, but wish all parties involved the best of luck.