These are exciting times as Ferrari is just moments away from releasing their all new “FUV”, the Purosangue! Here’s what we know so far:
– It’s called the Purosangue
– it’s not an SUV, its an FUV (Fucking Utility Vehicle)
– comes in yellow and red paint
– come with at least 4 tires, mounted on wheels
– Enzo wishes MSIMA to recall Aug 2, 1990 for some reason
– The US Army is interested in purchasing the FUV
– The Purosangue will be offered with seats as standard
– The Purosangue will feature an ICE
– the Purosangue’s engine will have an even number of cylinders (flat 12??)
– The Purosangue will be offered with Turn Signal lights



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