Golf karts are not just modes of transportation to play the lovely game of golf. They can be much more to certain special people, and this is a collection of the hard work and viagra put into these machines.

10. 1955 Ford

Starting with the king of boomer mobiles, this is a 1955 Ford golf kart. Complete with a giant steering wheel to change directions on the field, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow retirees.

9. Chevy Bel Air

The Bel Air, if the 55 Ford is the king the Bel Air is the queen. Although not as historically accurate as the Ford, it is better and more practical for high-grade golfing. It represents the other side of the old “Ford vs Chevy” debate, well and true.

8. Willys Jeep

It’s time to fight the war again, but this time over pars and birdies! The go-to for every veteran who just wants to serve their country again but is physically unable to, this jeep styled golf kart allows them to do so on a different battlefield.

7. UPS Truck

In a similar vain as the jeep, the UPS truck golf kart is for the man who never wants to stop working. However, they’re required to because of how clouded their cataracts have gotten over the years.

6. Tow Truck

Not only is this a tow truck, it has 6 wheels! The main purpose of this specialized golf kart is for repo jobs, because sometimes the food stamps come in too late to make the golf kart payment.

5. Hot Rod Limo

The perfect solution to bring you and all of your friends to the retirement church Sunday mornings, this hot rod limo golf kart seats 6 and can haul the walkers in the back. A snazzy blue and purple candy paint job really complete the chromed-out look.

4. Drag Kart

This golf kart features a massive V8 with a supercharger and bug catcher, which should give enough power to get from hole-to-hole in record time. The only downside is visibility, which is a consistent issue.

3. Rolls-Royce

There are three kinds of golfers: old, rich or old and rich. This phantom falls under the “old and rich” category. Featuring blinged-out wheels and custom lettering on the seats, it’s *almost* the perfect vehicle to drive past billions of dollars worth of McMansions.

2. Ferrari Enzo

This, is THE perfect vehicle to drive past billionaires. In fact, this particular golf kart seems to be the FXX (based off the rear wing, of course) making it a monster on the course. Only one thing could draw more attention than this…

1. Bob Hope

The Bob Hope mobile is unlike nothing else on the golf course, and it will always stay that way. Nothing can top it, as he intimidates all other players on the green. If you see this approaching, don’t even try to run, you won’t win.