Welcome one, welcome all. You’re here to hear a story long and tall. Yes, this story is about the legendary 2002-2004 Toyota Sequoia quintuple sunglasses holder. Honestly, who needs anything less?

The great news coming from the grapevine is our lord and savior Toyota is bringing back an unholy creation from the early 2000’s. As you may know, people like to wear sunglasses. Toyota knows this, and for their 8-seater luxury SUV over 60% of the occupants can store their sunnys! It’s already known to be a spacious vehicle with many family-friendly features, but Toyota has chosen to take it to the next level.

What’s even better about this comeback of the ages is how Toyota even kept the Russian nesting doll-desk style of sizing. For example, all the way at the front of the cabin rests the smallest of sunglasses holder. Perhaps for your reading glasses. Then, the further back you go, the larger the glasses holder gets. Until finally, after 5 total sunglass holders, you reach the mac daddy. The largest of them all.

Yes, for baseball dads ready to force their kid into yet another sport they certainly don’t want to do, stands the largest compartment yet. For only the largest of white Oakley’s, it proves the quintuple sunglass holder pleases everyone in the car, even the dads.

We’re glad to see it back, it’s been a long 20 years since we’ve last seen it. Like the sudden resurrection of Alfa Romeo, the quintuple sunglass holder makes its mark on the automotive industry yet again.