Ryan, 19, was spotted by his friends on Instagram today at famed south Florida exhaust specialists, GExhuast.

“Bro told us he had big plans, but naaah bro, fr you cappin”, one fine young lad told us.

Ryan’s Hyundai Genesis GT R Spec has been a work in progress since 2022, when he traded in his mom’s old Camry for this “Genny”. After having his friend Lucas, who we’re told works at a mechanics shop,

“Ray’s Genny is a bit of a basket case. Oil just disappears, valve cover gasket leaks, power steering leaks, transmission fluid leaks, 2nd gear lockout, the trans mounts are already gone. I tried the best I could to fix it, but like, there’s only so long I can work for free you know? He didn’t like that answer and threatened to call someone and get me fired”, Lucas told us. “Ryan isn’t getting my weed anymore”.

This is the latest addition to Ryan’s build, which includes Xprite under glow LED’s, a GT Style rear wing, K&N air intake, a burble tune, a used ModeloDrive hood, and HotFactory 19” forged wheels. Once he gets his muffler removed, there is little to get in the way of his master plan. His ultimate goal. His grand finale. His magus opus. The perfect Genesis Coupe GT R Spec.

“Naw bro, you cappin”

– Jake, one of Ryan’s friends

Taken on a world tour between Broward and Dade county, Ryan has shown off his pride and joy at such spots as parking lot behind home Depot in Pembroke Pines, some random ass Shell off i95 near Miami International for a “professional photo shoot”, and a boat ramp off US27 where he hones his craft to practice for his upcoming career as a drift racer. Every weekend, in fact, he can be found attempting to slide this poor farce of a sports car around right turns at intersections and empty parking lots in the everglades. He isn’t exactly good yet, as his Tic Toc account “14GennyDrifts01” shows us, but we’re sure with enough practice, he’ll be able to move to Japan like he says we will once he graduates, and “drift the with the best”.

“You mean that dweeb with the Genesis? We kicked him from the club for not following traffic laws”, said the head of FIU’s car club, “Fucking freshman”.