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“We were so late that they called it off!” – MSMIA writer Justin stated during a glue eating contest.

In fact, this isn’t the first time the beloved MISMA Corp. has dropped the ball on we important and ground breaking news. We have in-fact, missed covering the Rolex 24 hr race and its historic racing counterpart multiple times. But you know what’s better than being late?

So returning back to where we left off, which was, uh, I’m not sure. So what’s gonna happen is I’m going to try and remember news that happened more than 5 months ago. It’s going to be mostly wrong.

It all started when Mr. Nikasaki Nissan drove his son’s Honda Civic Type-R for the first time. The skies opened, he was shown the light of a “lightweight” “sports car”. More importantly, Sir Nikasaki hopped on Honda.com and saw how enticing lease deals on new HR-Vs are with dealer incentives. This sold him, and he knew from that point Nissan needed a part of the action.

A phone call went straight to Mr. Hiyoua Honda, sitting comfortably in his Nissan Kicks Play™. Little did either of them know, but each head had been enjoying their rival’s products! However, this kind of behavior for Japanese auto manufactures is rendered as sacrilege.

Honda and Nissan didn’t care, they were ready to let the whole world know about their company love. So, the world was let known. Media blared, gossip trumpeted and all eyes were put upon the two Japanese companies to turn into a mega conglomerate. However, as well as talks were going, they hit a roadblock.

The fathers of both Honda and Nissan came to their respective owners in dreams. According to Nikasaki Nissan in an interview done with some other automotive website:
“私は父たちをひどく怒らせました。家族と子供たちを軽視したので、罰せられるでしょう。”

We don’t know what any of this means, but it doesn’t sound good. So, against the wishes of each company, the dream duo were required to hang up their coats. They might still sneak around and touch each behind the backs of superiors, but that’s not for us to know.

Well, that’s all we remember. If you remember it differently feel free to send complaints to msima.contact@gmail.com.