Moooove over duck, duck, Jeep! ITS TIME FOR MOO, MOO, SOOBAROOO!!?!!

— words thought up by the mentally insane.

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG. HUUUUGE EVEN?!

A COW FOR EVERY MAN, WOMEN, CHILD, AND HOMUNCULUS!! A COW IN EVERY HOUSEHOLD. THATS THE GOAL! COWS FOR EVERYONE!

“I moved to from Nevada to Mongolia just to get away from you people, and yet I still get these fucking cows in my mail box. When I blink, I see them. When I sleep, I hear them…. Mooing…” – J.G. Wentworth, 2013 Impreza hatch owner.

Ok, real shit for a second. I find this all to be really dumb but I’ve yet to be cow’d and my worth as a human has never been lower.