Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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NA Miatas – A Tale of Two Turds
Want our hot take on buying an older Miata? Go buy a z3! 😀 Angry? Good, now on to the rest: Two very different friends of ours had two very different identical NA Miatas. One was almost perfect, the other one was missing the left mirror assembly. Onwards then, my fellow Mis-shifted assholes, as we…
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1993 C4 Corvette 40 Year Anniversary Edition Convertible – Euthanasia Please
What the fuck where they thinking with this? Someone in the bloated bureaucracy of General Motors sat back and went “Yep, that’s perfect!” I’d love to have been in the meeting for design of this unfortunate excuse of a sports car. Someone looked at the battery placement, deep in the left front fender and inaccessible…
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Golf GTI vs Focus ST – Stating the Obvious
The hot hatch battle of the century? You boring-ass little prick. You know the answer to this comparison already. Both cars had over 100k miles on them, both manuals. Focus engine more fun, Golf better over all. I’ll take the GTI, and you can shove your opinion up you ass. Now on to the rest…
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2019 Ecoboost Mustang Convertible (10 speed) – A Fucking Travesty, Bro
Hey there Mis-shifted asshats, I’ve got something for y’all today. Back in 2021, my mom had an ecoboost mustang convertible, with the 10 speed. It spun in the wet on i95 and was sold by the end of the year. Buckle your asses up, I’ve got shit to say about it. Gonna start with the…
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Jeep Compass Trailhawk – Asthma and Anal
On multiple occasions, I’ve been gifted from the rental gods a car that I absolutely loathe. This stupid piece of then Fiat-Chrysler “engineering” used to make me irrationally angry, more so than it does currently. So today, I’m gonna pull what I can remember from what I think was one of the worst cars I’ve…