Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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BMW M4 (F82) – Take Me to ///M Town
A friend used to have an RX8. It did rotary things. He now has a Yas Marina blue BMW M4, non-comp, with the DCT. Is it time for me embrace and be a dick now? The F80 generation of BMW M car might be one of the best looking modern cars the company has come…
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2023 Aston Martin Valkyrie – Meeting Your Hero
The Aston Martin Valkyrie has been hotly anticipated by everyone in the automotive community since it’s first debut in 2017. Since then, countless issues have plagued the company, changes in ownership, direction, a pandemic, an f1 team, no more partnering with Red Bull, a bunch of design revisions, and FINALLY, the release. So what’s a…
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2001 Toyota Tacoma – Crusty and Fusty
It’s my friend’s girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend’s father’s slammed, single cab, short bed, straight pipped, crusty ass “mini truck”. And it might’ve been one of the most fun things I’ve ever driven. To be blunt with y’all, I’ve been fortunate enough to have gotten my grubby little college student hands on a lot of diverse and sometimes…
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2012 Nissan March – Prunes and Plastic
This is my grandmama’s car : D A Nissan March is basic transportation. Four doors, some seats, an engine, and hatch. So what’s the story this time? To preface, there isn’t much automotive abuse in this one. I wouldn’t want to be responsible for killing my Grandma’s car in Uruguay. But, I did still have…
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BRZ/FRS/GT86 – Shit So Nice I Took It Thrice
It’s all about POWA 2 WEIGHT bro. The PURITY of the driving EXPERIENCE (the owners asshole tightens).
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2014 Honda Pilot – Basically a Pagani Huayra
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona Hear me out. Peeling back the layers of a car to society’s most basic perception of it, there is a special commonality between Honda’s long-standing family hauler and the winged V12 monster from Modena. A substantial part of my life thus far has been spent in the front…
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2022 Corolla SE Hatch – Rollin’ in da ‘Rolla
It’s a rental Corolla. You know the drill by now. So to preface the story of automotive negligence and abuse, how’s about a little bit of actual information eh? The 2022 Corolla SE is a perfectly fine little car. The paint quality is nice upon inspection, the revamped styling over the prior generation makes the…
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2018 WRX STI – A Serious Infection
No. I don’t want an STI. I am perfectly fine with my va WRX! Fuck you fuck you fuck you, the fa20 is better and the “SuBiE RuMbLe” is over rated! I don’t care how good people say it handles, I’ll just drive my WRX harder, it’s the same shit anyways. The STI is just…
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2018 Ford Fusion AWD Platinum – My shower today was more interesting.
Yet another rental, I drove this though southern Alabama to Pensacola, FL. It’s a perfectly fine lump of transportation, but you will be bored to death by its mediocrity. There is however, one major little thing that will piss me off to no end with that car. I’d like to preface this with a statement…
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2015 Subaru WRX – Surviving Caligula’s Reign
To some, giving a 16 year old a WRX as a first car is a really dumb idea. So I got one when I was 17. You’re welcome to pause and voice your displeasure now 😀 Got it all out? Cool, on to the rest of this shit. The car was originally imported into Arkansas,…