Tag: Apple
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In Confused Acquisition, Apple Buys iRacing
“We first were gonna sue”, says Apple, inc. CEO Tim Cook, “However, after having filed the lawsuit, we realized that iRacing had nothing to do with an Apple i-product.” Tim looked a bit concerned. “The legal case we submitted began to drag on as our lawyers continued to fight after I asked it be dismissed.…
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Will the Apple Car Come With Windows?
Leaked news about an unnamed project from apple amassing data from numerous auto manufacturers only leads to one conclusion: The Apple Car is coming. iHope your asshole is ready. Upon this early morning toilet time revelation, we at MSIMA Headquarters (an illegal basement underneaths Penske Motorsports this time) became consumer with questions, but none so…