Leaked news about an unnamed project from apple amassing data from numerous auto manufacturers only leads to one conclusion: The Apple Car is coming. iHope your asshole is ready.

Upon this early morning toilet time revelation, we at MSIMA Headquarters (an illegal basement underneaths Penske Motorsports this time) became consumer with questions, but none so prevalent than this:

Will the Apple Car (iCar?) come with widows?

So preoccupied with the question, we’ve reach out to every Apple Store in the east coast of the United States.

The results whew inconclusive at best, with the most common answer being “fuck off” or “get a life”.

Our persistence will not be hindered. If we at MSIMA could get an interview with the ghost of Enzo Ferrari, you bet your asses we’ll determine wether or not the Apple Car will be offered with windows.

Democracy dies in darkness.