Tag: v12
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2011 Aston Martin Rapide – MY ARSE IS FULL OF POLYESTER AND MY BRAIN IS FULL OF BEEEEAAAAANS
What’s that? A v12 Aston Martin? On your shitposting website? Yes. Yes it is. Fight me. This car was once sold for a starting price of $220,000 in 2011 money. They didn’t sell many of them, unlike the Porsche Panamera it competed against. And if you’re surprised by that, let’s swap brains so I can…
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2006 Mercedes SL600 – Runs Like Twelve Distinguished Bats and 600mg of Vicodin up its Ass
Whaddup you featherless bipeds. It’s 2006 my mo-fos, got two more years to live it up in ecstasy until the economy crashes, so jump in to this 5.5 L twin turbo V12 nut job, and let’s try to keep it pointed straight. How they hell did y’all find this? Oh silly disembodied voice of the…
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1993 Daimler Double Six – God Bless the Old Men
So, over the weekend I was given an awesome opportunity by an awesome British-only dealership. They have a load of interesting inventory, including Morgans and Caterhams. However, being the quirky place they are, the “truck” of the fleet is a Daimler Double Six. For those uninitiated, it’s just a Jaguar XJ with the V12, but…