THE END IS NIGH, CONSUMERS!!!!

ASTON MARTIN HAS FINALLY HAD IT. SUBMIT YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE BEFORE YOUR FALSE GODS, ASTON MARTIN WILL TAKE NO PITTY. THEY ARE HERE TO BRING FORTH OUR SALVATION. OH GREAT ONE, LEAD ME TOWARD VALHALLA.

ALL WILL BE VANQUISHED!

Or at least that’s what Aston Martin’s PR team told us. We at MSIMA can’t wait to embrace the apocalypse, or at the very least, see a re-bodied DB12 with the turbo v12 it should have had from day one. But we can only speculate from the depths of our fallout shelter.

Until doomsday consumers, all will be Vanquished!