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Dodge Aims To Cut Hornet Reliability In Half By 2026
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! Stellantis’ newest parts bin car has quickly gained notoriety in the automotive scene. This entity, known affectionately as the Dodge Horny, Alfa Romeo Toenail, or the worst-car-my-ass-has-sat-in-in-2023 has been doing numbers since its release. Not so much in the sales department, with overall…
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Alpine’s New Miami Colored a110’s come with “Themed Goodies”
To commemorate having made it to the prestigious formula 1 race held in the humid corner of America’s favorite state (that is Florida and you will NOT argue), Alpine decided to make some special edition “South Beach Miami Themed” cars, called the South Beach Colorway. We at MSIMA do wonder why a company is celebrating…
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1988 Gravely 20G – Backyard Supercar
Despite the impact of life’s complications, I return once again from the great beyond with insights, experiences, and likely reduced brain cell density. Let’s talk about lawn mowers. Power equipment guys and us common car guys share a sense of brand bias and vague awareness of which are the best of the best, regardless of…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Worshipers
After writing about the mysterious sightings of Chevy Cavaliers in the backwoods of North America, we have started received several concerning letters written on GM seat cloth from those who have begun to worship these ghostly sightings. Naturally, when confronted by incoherent ramblings of a delusional cult, we at MSIMA reached out for more information.…
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Entirely Incomprehensive History of the Seatbelt Dongle
Take a good, hard look at this odd piece of automotive technology. Note the purpose, design and use of it. Now tell me, what is it? You don’t know what it’s called? Well, I’m here to break down the “Seatbelt Dongle”, which is what this apparatus is called in underground car interior design circles. Few…
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Chevy Cavalier – I’m being followed
Dear MSIMA reader, after lurking on the Cavalier Forums, we’ve managed to decipher a set of coordinates hidden between the words on a thread about which oil is best oil. We flew out to Bryson City, North Carolina, where hidden between stones under the bridge on Everett St. was a journal stashed away, belonging to…
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Shaggin in da wagon
Oi e’s a wee chuffed off innit? What vehicle gets you laid the most? A Ferrari? Lamborgmachine perhaps? WRONG. It’s da wagon, str8 up mate. Why? Simple, innit. You can, infact, without a doubt, shag in the wag. What does that mean? I don’t know, ask your mum, or your therapist. Shaggin in da wagon,…
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Ferrari Requires Prospective Hypercar Customer to Buy Unsold Mondials
A leaked email from Ferrari North America to their dealership network introduces new stipulations in order to be allowed to purchase Ferrari’s cars. Ferrari is known for running its prospective buys through hoops and loader car purchases, presumably to give their clientele an exclusive owner’s experience and allow them to be well rounded in the…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Mysterious Sightings
All over the US, multiple 3rd generation Chevrolet Cavaliers have been spotted deep within the woods, specifically around the Appalachian Mountain area. What does this mean, where are they coming from, and what do they have planned? This is what I will break down in a 3 part deep-dive into the mysterious sightings of the…
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The Kona Iron Man Edition Metric: How Rare is Your Car Really?
Everyone knows the number one thing to do as a supercar owner is brag about how rare your car is to your rich buddies at the poker table. However, us at MSIMA have decided to help put these rumors to rest with something we call the Kona Iron Man Edition Metric. An important distinction to…
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