
MIS-SHIFT FOR WORK
For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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Top Ten Cars To Drive In Real Racing 3 (2026)

Oh Real Racing 3 (or RR3 for those in the know), we morn thy loss. Therefore, to honor the memory of the world’s most authentic racing simulator, we’re here to count down our favorite rides over the years: 10. Ford Puma Rally1 Hybrid An interesting car, the biggest thing holding it back is the lack…
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2024 Lincoln Nautilus Long Term Review: Isolationism as a Product

Fundamentally, Lincoln as a company is not a thriving brand. Lincoln comes from the days of a tiered business system and custom paper order catalogs by individual dealerships, yet they desperately try to work their own way into our Orwellian future. From 2014 until today Lincoln sales have flattened out. In one year Lincoln sells…
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Embry Riddle Students Perform Flyover of the Coke Zero Sugar 400 At Daytona

Due to uncertain weather conductions and the continued development of monitorable global situations, the scheduled Air Force flyover was canceled the week of the race. However, NASCAR organizers had a truly genius idea. “After the USAF bailed on us, we looked around and remembered that Embry-Riddle was right next door with their fleet of trainer…
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2005 Lexus ES330 – Comfortably Numb

Welcome to the second car I have ever purchased, my third pre-recession V6 sedan, and a vehicle I had truly never paid an ounce of attention to until I was signing it into my life. It is change at a price, a cautious step into a new way of life, laced with a faint air…
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2009 BMW e92 335i – “Two days ago I was obligated to cut people off in my secretary car”

I don’t know how this one eluded publishing for so long. But fuck it, better late than never! This was my old college roommate’s car. He always wanted an e92 M3. And an M3 this isn’t. But it was the happy compromise that some Jeep dealer in Tampa sold him on. It slotted between his…
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The Top 10 Random Crap YOU MUST BUY From the OFFICIAL Renault Merch Store

While totally not reading a review on another car website (my MSIMA contract obliges me to only consume MSIMA content), I came across something profound. While quenching the insatiable hunger to know what a new Renault 5’s first service interval would be like, I saw this in nifty thing lurking in an image gallery of…
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2018 Porsche Cayman – Thrice as Nice

Will we find anything new to report after driving the same car for the third year in a row? Maybe.
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BAIC Brings Back Rover

WAKE UP CONSUMERS!! We have NEWS! In their latest bid to secure further market share on the British Isles and mainland Europe, Beijing Automotive Group Co., Ltd (BAIC) has begun the relaunch of several historic brands. Much like SAIC with MG, BAIC quietly purchased the rights to Rover from Tata Motors in August of last…
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2026 EBRO s800 PHEV – Undercooked Slop

MSIMA reviews a rebadged Chery Tiggo 8 called an EBRO s800 PHEV and we try our hardest not to shoot ourselves!
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2025 Polestar 2 Long Range – NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MODEL 3 (Feat. the Deepal S05)

Another year, another Polestar 2 in Norway. But it wasn’t supposed to be this way… Dear consumer, allow me to introduce you to the Deepal S05: Oh boy, what a machine! This rented Chinese electric SUV was supposed to be MSIMA’s first official foray into a 100% Chinese made car. No Swedish or Vietnamese engineering…

