MIS-SHIFT FOR WORK
For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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Top Ten Ideas for an Aspiring FSAE Team
Like many engineers in the automotive world, lots of us here at MSIMA undertook the time-sink gauntlet that is being a part of a Formula SAE (FSAE) team. Hell, some of us even drove the little scamp. Not me though. But I got something better out of it… carbon splinters. With the wealth of personal…
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2024 Toyota GR86 and Subaru BRZ: And Subaru took it personally
Do you have 30k and want to feel enough g-force to liquefy your brain? Well it turns out Miata might not always be the answer. And somehow, we haven’t reviewed one of these yet. It might still technically be slower than a Miata, but it is still unreasonably fast.
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Tales From the Inbox: My Tesla Cybertruck killed my newphew but I still love it
The waltz of progress truly knows no bounds! And one MSIMA reader from 901 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, in Fort Lauderdale Florida (zip code 33304) has learned, neither does the shear brilliance of his Cybertruck: from: tjjole1992@gmail.com to: msimass.contact@gmail.com cc: support@grants.gov Subject: A Sacrifice for Progress Dear so-called Mis-Shift-Into-My-Assholes, I was driving home on…
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Hyundai Elantra N TCR Edition SLOWER Than Base Model
The new special edition Elantra N has been unveiled, and it’s a striking vehicle to behold. Only in limited production numbers with that massive, TCR style swan-neck wing, big brakes, suede interior panels and special badging all over, this “track focused” Hyundai is bound to be quick. Isn’t it? Well dear reader, I’m sorry to…
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2026 Hyundai Santa Fe – It Is… What It Is…
Another day… another rental… and our first model year 2026! Oh, what splendor awaits! And yes, it was driven in “suboptimal conditions”, how’d you guess! By our “professional automotive journalism standards”, that just means we’ve been able to fairly assess the Santa Fe’s all weather abilities. Starting off, no, I’m not in Virginia. I’m in…
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Porsche Announces Paint to Sample Edible Dye
Porsche recently announced a new product from its paint to sample (PTS) department. For the ultimate Porsche enthusiast, the new Porsche Food Dye is a must have. Now, not only will Porsche color match your 911 to whatever it is you want, but now finally, you can have a matching edible dye too. Which has…
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How To Delete & Tune Your Gas Can
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Premium Fuel Productsᵗᵐ We are very timely with our publications, do not fret. Just ignore the fact that this follow-up article was posted well over a year after the first part… For legal reasons, MSIMA, SwedishDiesel Group and EZ Pour Spouts do NOT condone bypassing applicable EPA, CARB and safety…
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The Top 10 Again…
The Top 10… again?!? Are they out of ideas?! No……. and fuck you for thinking as much. You see, we at MSIMA merely have our various corporate sponsor overlords to please, and as such, the content must flow. So without anymore hesitation at gunpoint, we’re gonna share with you the Top Ten! (Again). You might…
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Vittori Motors Announces GT2 Program
Tighten your assholes, cause we’ve violated SEVERAL NDA’s and are now banned from traveling through EU nations just to give YOU the best god-damn news we can. Eat it up, you worthless consumers, like the cattle in a feedlot that you are. Anyways. Start up AI-POWERED hypercar company, Vittori Motors, has announced big motorsports ambitions…
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Mis-Shift into the Automotive Testing Expo
The what? What’s the “Automotive Testing Expo”? Well that’s what I’m here to tell you fuckers. Put yourself in my shoes: A fresh-faced, excited and new automotive testing engineer, hot of the heels of grabbing his first actual engineering job. What’s this? Work trip to Michigan? Count me in! Little did I know what I…