MIS-SHIFT FOR WORK
For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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Spoon Released CFD Optimized Spoon
News from Japan this week, as famed Honda tuner and racer Spoon have unveiled a new product. Leveraging their aerodynamic department’s skills, the Spoon SP00N is a departure from their normal operations. After seeing HKS release a series of commemorative shot glasses, engineers figured that they could to something similar. And thus the task of…
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The Pitiful Existence of the Mazda MX-30
Sometimes, when talking about inanimate objects, I feel a little bad when being mean and shitting on it. Whatever it is, it didn’t ask to be poorly thought out, engineered, and manufactured. And when you drive certain bad cars, you can’t help but feel like the car knows it’s bad. Like it knows it was…
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Fiat 500 Designer Decisions: Gucci or Armani?
So, you’re boujee. The issue is, you’re not S-Class rich, you’re pre-owned 130k mile C-Class rich, and you can’t hang without the digi dash. What’s a bitch to do? Good news! Fiat has you covered, with two special edition Fiat 500s from the drippiest of fashion brands. First up is the luxury handbag, shoes and…
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Ford to Genetically Alter Workers to be “Built Ford Tough”
Breaking news from the world of the automotive! You better have your assholes mis-shifted dear consumers, because our operatives successfully infiltrated the internal servers at Ford’s R&D center. And after shifting through a bunch of failed Ford GT reboots and plans for a Mustang LMH car, we found the “Ford Tough Initiative 2”. After an…
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THE Panoz Esperante, America’s TVR
Let’s start with a short introduction to this car. 302-400 horsepower. An all Aluminum frame. 2600 lbs (1200kg). A tiny steering wheel, no ABS, no stability control. Fully independent suspension. The front is bespoke, design by the company themselves, while the rear is dropped right out of the terminator cobra. And it raced in GT1…
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MSIMA Gets Ripped Off at the 2025 Miami Concours
In the wake of the most recent Epstein file release, we now have a glimpse of what it’s like to be a victim of the wealthy aristocrat lifestyle before they are taken to the island. Three Mis-Shift certified Assholes ventured into the hellish depths of the Miami Concours with the goal of having a swell…
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The tragic comedy of the PONTIAC GTO
ITS GOT AN LS BRO IT’LL BE RELIABLE BRO: the devious general motors electronic control unit looking me in the eyes. So there I was, an unwise teenager who thought I NEEEEEDED to have at least 400hp and willing to sacrifice anything to get that treasured 400 under 10 grand. Boy was I in for…
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The 2004 Honda S2000, an Angry Little Thing
By Backlicker For some reason, I never get to drive cars under normal conditions. Where most of our reviews are done on the open road and we get to see how the car is under day-to-day use, I only got to drive this car on a closed course. The advantage is, I could see what…
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Most Bang For Your Buck: Fiat Abarth or Excursion Stretch Limo?
From the depths of the classifieds (but mainly just Facebook Marketplace) we come today to finally put your cries to rest. We conned the government into thinking we develop hypersonic anti-ship missiles, and now loaded with tax-deductible DOD-bucks, we can finally tackle life’s greatest mysteries. Questions like “Can I trust a Fiat 850 Spider that…
