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For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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Top 6 Games on the Deepal S05
What defines the modern car experience? Why of course! Useless added bullshit! It’s been the standard of automotive modernity since the invention of the car, and it is our job as slowly aging enthusiasts to believe as much. And just what do we have here? Why it’s a brand new Deepal S05 courtesy of Hertz…
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Mercedes Benz Releasees the Flying Car 2
Mercedes is done. DONE WITH COCKING ABOUT. They’ve built the magnum opus, something that can never be topped. Not even the 1988 W126 420SEL will be as good as the latest release from Mercedes, and we’re here to break things down for you. The best or nothing? You’re certainly not getting nothing! Mercedes-Benz STUNS THE…
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The War For Positive Manifold Pressure: A Benz Saga Update
Well you see when I bought the Benz I had been fooled, somehow the car had no turbo pressure, but in the flatlands while dodging hit and runs in Savannah, GA, the Mercedes had fooled me. It was not working right. The car had managed in some way to figure out how to run, quite…
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A Silvered Treatise Upon the Lexus of the Year Two-Thousand and Eight
Being a Calm, Comfortable, and Utterly Untroubled Conveyance
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Top Ten Ideas for an Aspiring FSAE Team
Like many engineers in the automotive world, lots of us here at MSIMA undertook the time-sink gauntlet that is being a part of a Formula SAE (FSAE) team. Hell, some of us even drove the little scamp. Not me though. But I got something better out of it… carbon splinters. With the wealth of personal…
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2024 Toyota GR86 and Subaru BRZ: And Subaru took it personally
Do you have 30k and want to feel enough g-force to liquefy your brain? Well it turns out Miata might not always be the answer. And somehow, we haven’t reviewed one of these yet. It might still technically be slower than a Miata, but it is still unreasonably fast.
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Tales From the Inbox: My Tesla Cybertruck killed my newphew but I still love it
The waltz of progress truly knows no bounds! And one MSIMA reader from 901 N Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd, in Fort Lauderdale Florida (zip code 33304) has learned, neither does the shear brilliance of his Cybertruck: from: tjjole1992@gmail.com to: msimass.contact@gmail.com cc: support@grants.gov Subject: A Sacrifice for Progress Dear so-called Mis-Shift-Into-My-Assholes, I was driving home on…
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Hyundai Elantra N TCR Edition SLOWER Than Base Model
The new special edition Elantra N has been unveiled, and it’s a striking vehicle to behold. Only in limited production numbers with that massive, TCR style swan-neck wing, big brakes, suede interior panels and special badging all over, this “track focused” Hyundai is bound to be quick. Isn’t it? Well dear reader, I’m sorry to…
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2026 Hyundai Santa Fe – It Is… What It Is…
Another day… another rental… and our first model year 2026! Oh, what splendor awaits! And yes, it was driven in “suboptimal conditions”, how’d you guess! By our “professional automotive journalism standards”, that just means we’ve been able to fairly assess the Santa Fe’s all weather abilities. Starting off, no, I’m not in Virginia. I’m in…
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Porsche Announces Paint to Sample Edible Dye
Porsche recently announced a new product from its paint to sample (PTS) department. For the ultimate Porsche enthusiast, the new Porsche Food Dye is a must have. Now, not only will Porsche color match your 911 to whatever it is you want, but now finally, you can have a matching edible dye too. Which has…