
MIS-SHIFT FOR WORK
For the schmucks hiding from their boss.
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RoboRace AI Survives Second Attempt on its Life

The niche “racing” series RoboRace had an incident involving the attempted suicide of one of its AI a couple of years ago, and goddamnit, it happened again. Previously, the deranged AI smashed itself into a wall (shown below) in an attempt to put itself out of its misery. According to the report after the 2020…
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2019 Ecoboost Mustang Convertible (10 speed) – A Fucking Travesty, Bro

Hey there Mis-shifted asshats, I’ve got something for y’all today. Back in 2021, my mom had an ecoboost mustang convertible, with the 10 speed. It spun in the wet on i95 and was sold by the end of the year. Buckle your asses up, I’ve got shit to say about it. Gonna start with the…
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Top 10+2 Of The GREATEST Forgotten Sports Cars

Everyone knows of the Porsche 911, Ferari Enzo, and Ford Mustang GT500 NextGen Cup Car, but if you bother to walk on the path less taken, a world of wonder and surprise awaits you. Here are some of the best sports cars YOU have forgotten about (but we haven’t). 12. Fiat 124 Spider We all…
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Jeep Compass Trailhawk – Asthma and Anal

On multiple occasions, I’ve been gifted from the rental gods a car that I absolutely loathe. This stupid piece of then Fiat-Chrysler “engineering” used to make me irrationally angry, more so than it does currently. So today, I’m gonna pull what I can remember from what I think was one of the worst cars I’ve…
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2022 is Almost Over, Where is My Nike Car?

One of 2022’s most hotly anticipated releases is the long-awaited Nike One. This mega car was revealed way back in 2004, it featured 4 electric motors with a twist: the power came from the person driving. The incredible engineers at Nike have been working on some wearable tech that uses the drivers movements to produce…
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Old Man on Electric Scooter Wins the Florida State Autocross Championship

A surprising turn of events last week during the 2022 FL State Autocross Championship transpired, shocking everyone who attended. This was the final event held to determine the winner of the year, and many high-end, built autocross machines were present. However, during the track walk before classes started running, someone accidentally left the timing lasers…
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Lockheed Martin “Skunkworks” partners with McLaren Automotive

The Lockheed Martin “Skunkworks” devision, who’s claim to fame seems to have been designing the SR72 concept design airplane from the 2022 summer hit film, Top Gun Maverick, and not much else, have announced an odd partnership with McLaren automotive, the British makers of super cars, electronics, and formula one car. “We see this partnership…
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IMSA To Add Spec-Radical SR10 Class as a Potential LMP3 Replacement in 2024

Riding that sweet regulations rule change high, IMSA has announced that they are seeking to replace its unloved and oddly paced LMP3 class with a more budget friendly and easy to manage class. “After reviewing viewership data and team feedback, we have decided to begin a search for a new entree level prototype class”, says…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #02

Hey hey… guess who it is? Das right, it’s me again your favorite fresh ride reviewer. Pimpmasta with a capital P! I promised you young homies out there that I got something for you, and when Pimpmasta says he has something… he always delivers! So maybe you like that R63, but you just bought a…
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Why the Mercedes 420 SEL is the Toyota Hilux of Germany

In many ways, the Mercedes-Benz 420SEL is the Toyota Hilux of Germany. It’s a workhorse that can handle just about anything you throw at it, and it’s built to last. I should know, because I own 38 of them. I started my collection back in 2001, when I bought my first 420SEL for $2,500. It…

