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Ferrari Purosangue – Interview with Enzo Ferrari

Hello dear reader! Today, we have something special! For the first time since 1988, we have gotten an interview with the man himself! We at MSIMA have reached out to the Deland based Psycic and local schizophrenic Madam Prost Credul, to see if we can arrange a short interview with Enzo Ferrari. We owe our…
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Ferrari Purosangue Comes With At Least One Coat Of Paint and Features Indicators

Fellas and Fellettes, we at MSIMA have breaking leaked information about the Purosangue FUV, dropped right before release. After confirming that the new Ferrari will indeed come in multiple colors, we at MSIMA have been long pondering by what means will the car be colored? A wrap? Flakes of metal infused into carbon? Perhaps the…
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BREAKING NEWS: US Military Interested in Purchasing the Ferrari Purosangue SUV

Massive news from the insiders on Washington D.C.: The US military have been looking for a Humvee replacement for years now, and according to our inside information, the Porsangue is being considered. We also have some general ideas on why, the biggest being bragging rights. The following is a top secret email sent to the…
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Ferrari Purosangue – What’s an FUV??? (Plus, interview with Enzo himself?!)

Hello fellow readers! With the launch of the Ferrari Purosangue just a day away, we have truly pulled one out of the bag for y’all. After our many unsolicited calls to Ferrari of Fort Lauderdale ended on us being put on a black list and no longer able to go within 100ft of their property,…
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Ferrari Purosangue to Come With an Explosion Engine (Even Number of Cylinders???)

Hot off the Ferrari forums, our hard at work researches have dug up more leaked information on the Ferrari Purosangue. After being banned from FerrariChat, FerrariTalk, FerrariLife, and thesuderia.net (for referring to it as “the scud”), we found a reliable source on the Ferrari Owners and Enthusiasts of Hungary Facebook group who was more than…
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Ferrari Purosangue Offered With Seats

Hello readers! New leaked information from our Hungarian contacts on Facebook! We can confirm, with out a doubt in our mind, that the new Ferrari Purosangue will be offered with seats as standard. Many have speculated that such a focused and hardcore car would do away with seats in favor of a light weight solution,…
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Ferrari Purosangue Comes in Yellow!

Everyone wants to know what Ferrari color options are going to be on the new Pursoangue, and Motor1 our render artists have come up with an idea of what it’ll look like in something NOT Ferrari red. What a concept! As you can see in the photo, the color extenuates the door lines and really…
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Ferrari Purosangue Has at Least 4 Tires!

As we all know, the new Ferrari Pursosangue reveal is rapidly approaching. With such an important and anticipated vehicle coming, the dedicated spys at MSIMA have uncovered a very important piece of information before the launch. According to our sources, this vehicle will have AT LEAST 4 tires! They are expected to also be connected…
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The Mythos of 10-4 : HELP ME

Good morrow my fellow mis-shifted assholes. Sit tight, I’ve got a load to drop. Since working in NASCAR and living in NC for a year or so, I’ve picked up many things. But this isn’t a post about aero knowledge or some NDA violating data, not even about picking up an accent or the pleasures…
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Da Pimp’s Ridez #01

I know you young players out there eye that 3 pointed star with glossy eyes and throbbing cocks. I was once there too, drooling over a C250 like a French bulldog in 100° heat. Apologies to the detailing staff that had to clean up after I finished on the seat. And while the thought of…

