Tag: review
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BRZ/FRS/GT86 – Shit So Nice I Took It Thrice
It’s all about POWA 2 WEIGHT bro. The PURITY of the driving EXPERIENCE (the owners asshole tightens).
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2022 Corolla SE Hatch – Rollin’ in da ‘Rolla
It’s a rental Corolla. You know the drill by now. So to preface the story of automotive negligence and abuse, how’s about a little bit of actual information eh? The 2022 Corolla SE is a perfectly fine little car. The paint quality is nice upon inspection, the revamped styling over the prior generation makes the…
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2018 WRX STI – A Serious Infection
No. I don’t want an STI. I am perfectly fine with my va WRX! Fuck you fuck you fuck you, the fa20 is better and the “SuBiE RuMbLe” is over rated! I don’t care how good people say it handles, I’ll just drive my WRX harder, it’s the same shit anyways. The STI is just…
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2018 Ford Fusion AWD Platinum – My shower today was more interesting.
Yet another rental, I drove this though southern Alabama to Pensacola, FL. It’s a perfectly fine lump of transportation, but you will be bored to death by its mediocrity. There is however, one major little thing that will piss me off to no end with that car. I’d like to preface this with a statement…
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2015 Subaru WRX – Surviving Caligula’s Reign
To some, giving a 16 year old a WRX as a first car is a really dumb idea. So I got one when I was 17. You’re welcome to pause and voice your displeasure now 😀 Got it all out? Cool, on to the rest of this shit. The car was originally imported into Arkansas,…
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Infinity J30 – Group Whore for a Night
Your friend group is made up of more or less like minded Adrenalin junkies who all take enjoyment in going fast and being idiots. They all talk about one day having a group dick around car. Some turd y’all can beat on and share, maybe one day take to lemons. One night, such an opportunity…