Category: Car News?
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Lockheed Martin “Skunkworks” partners with McLaren Automotive
The Lockheed Martin “Skunkworks” devision, who’s claim to fame seems to have been designing the SR72 concept design airplane from the 2022 summer hit film, Top Gun Maverick, and not much else, have announced an odd partnership with McLaren automotive, the British makers of super cars, electronics, and formula one car. “We see this partnership…
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A Dinosaur and a Duck go to the Detroit Autoshow…
The Detroit Autoshow used to be a land of wonder, amazement and automotive heaven. Nowadays, it seems the Detroit Autoshow is a decrepit, lazy attempt to put car manufactures in a spotlight they shouldn’t be in. Audi, Porsche, Nikola, Nissan, Hyundai, Toyota and Rivian all skipped, along with a whole host of other big name…
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The Ferrari Purosangue – What We Know So Far:
These are exciting times as Ferrari is just moments away from releasing their all new “FUV”, the Purosangue! Here’s what we know so far: – It’s called the Purosangue – it’s not an SUV, its an FUV (Fucking Utility Vehicle) – comes in yellow and red paint – come with at least 4 tires, mounted…
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Ferrari Purosangue – Interview with Enzo Ferrari
Hello dear reader! Today, we have something special! For the first time since 1988, we have gotten an interview with the man himself! We at MSIMA have reached out to the Deland based Psycic and local schizophrenic Madam Prost Credul, to see if we can arrange a short interview with Enzo Ferrari. We owe our…
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Ferrari Purosangue Comes With At Least One Coat Of Paint and Features Indicators
Fellas and Fellettes, we at MSIMA have breaking leaked information about the Purosangue FUV, dropped right before release. After confirming that the new Ferrari will indeed come in multiple colors, we at MSIMA have been long pondering by what means will the car be colored? A wrap? Flakes of metal infused into carbon? Perhaps the…
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BREAKING NEWS: US Military Interested in Purchasing the Ferrari Purosangue SUV
Massive news from the insiders on Washington D.C.: The US military have been looking for a Humvee replacement for years now, and according to our inside information, the Porsangue is being considered. We also have some general ideas on why, the biggest being bragging rights. The following is a top secret email sent to the…
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Ferrari Purosangue – What’s an FUV??? (Plus, interview with Enzo himself?!)
Hello fellow readers! With the launch of the Ferrari Purosangue just a day away, we have truly pulled one out of the bag for y’all. After our many unsolicited calls to Ferrari of Fort Lauderdale ended on us being put on a black list and no longer able to go within 100ft of their property,…
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Ferrari Purosangue to Come With an Explosion Engine (Even Number of Cylinders???)
Hot off the Ferrari forums, our hard at work researches have dug up more leaked information on the Ferrari Purosangue. After being banned from FerrariChat, FerrariTalk, FerrariLife, and thesuderia.net (for referring to it as “the scud”), we found a reliable source on the Ferrari Owners and Enthusiasts of Hungary Facebook group who was more than…
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Ferrari Purosangue Offered With Seats
Hello readers! New leaked information from our Hungarian contacts on Facebook! We can confirm, with out a doubt in our mind, that the new Ferrari Purosangue will be offered with seats as standard. Many have speculated that such a focused and hardcore car would do away with seats in favor of a light weight solution,…
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Ferrari Purosangue Comes in Yellow!
Everyone wants to know what Ferrari color options are going to be on the new Pursoangue, and Motor1 our render artists have come up with an idea of what it’ll look like in something NOT Ferrari red. What a concept! As you can see in the photo, the color extenuates the door lines and really…