Category: Car News?
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BMW Considering Widebody 7-Series To Fit Larger Screens
Undercover MSIMA contacts at BMW have reported an interesting new proposal overheard in meetings. Based on insights from the brand’s design and ergonomics teams, a special widebody version of the 7-series sedan could be in development soon. If development is continued, this model would eventually replace the standard 7 to accommodate future technology needs. The…
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Chrysler Sues GMA for Steering Wheel Design
Much fan-fare has come about the new GMA T.33, but a recent discovery has led to a possible lawsuit from GM. The GM engineers claim the T.33 has stolen the exact design of the PT Cruiser 4-spoke steering wheel design, down to the chrome spokes. Looking at the two side-by-side the argument starts to take…
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Porsche Recalls 489 Carrera GT’s to Remind Owners Who’s Really In-Charge
Porsche has recently recalled 1/3 of all Carrera GT‘s produced. We at MSIMA reached out to Porsche in order out find out more. “After the whole fiasco of people hoarding the 911 R, we decided that periodically, we must remind our consumers loyal Porsche customers, who is in charge”, a Porsche rep told us, “There…
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New Chevrolet Silverado Rumored to be 20% Larger “Because We Can”
Our elite group of MSIMA ex-KGB investigative journalists have recently uncovered riveting news about the next generation Chevrolet Silverado full sized pickup. After having bugged the office and infiltrated the product planning staff, they’ve learned what isn’t surprising to most of us by now. The new truck will grow in both size and weight, by…
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California Man Receives 280 Year Prison Sentence For Rebuilding Engine
From the desk of Daniel “Pinecone” Verona The world received a shock when, two days ago, CA resident Burt Coleman (38) was taken into custody for attempting to maintain his own vehicle without approval from the California Air Resources Board (CARB) and other EPA-affiliated agencies. Coleman reportedly decided to perform a home “engine rebuild” on…
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Nissan Reveals New Restoration Project…
Nissan has been on a kick recently restoring historic and important Nissan cars through their “”NISMO restored car” program. After completing a beautiful BNR32 last year, performing a full chassis-down restoration, they’ve focused their energy on another historic Nissan… The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet was made in 2011 and a mere 6,000 were ever produced. This…
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New IMSA season to kick off with massive raffles: Grand Prize is a Picchio DP2
In preparation for the new 2023 season and the debut of the GTP class, IMSA is holding a massive celebration leading up to the Rolex 24. The festivities are not limited to vendors stalls, manufactures booths, live music, and a fair held during the roar before the 24, but also a slew of contests and…
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McLaren has run out of Numbers!
McLaren has had a consistant naming pattern ever since they’ve come back to making road cars, starting with the 650s (don’t remind me of the MP4-12C). From there, we’ve gotten the 570S, 600LT, 620R, 675LT, 720S and the 765LT among others. Each number clearly states the amount of power in each, and nothing more besides…
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RoboRace AI Survives Second Attempt on its Life
The niche “racing” series RoboRace had an incident involving the attempted suicide of one of its AI a couple of years ago, and goddamnit, it happened again. Previously, the deranged AI smashed itself into a wall (shown below) in an attempt to put itself out of its misery. According to the report after the 2020…
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2022 is Almost Over, Where is My Nike Car?
One of 2022’s most hotly anticipated releases is the long-awaited Nike One. This mega car was revealed way back in 2004, it featured 4 electric motors with a twist: the power came from the person driving. The incredible engineers at Nike have been working on some wearable tech that uses the drivers movements to produce…