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The Best Worst Cars I Found on Marketplace Today
Share these listings with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! 1. Fox bod disgustang It needs not be said how valuable an untouched, though abandoned, fox body Mustang is in 2023. Retaining all original interior parts is an added bonus for any car of this age, and $700 takes home this example. That’s,…
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IMSA Mandates Flags on All Cars Whenever LMP3’s are on Track
After recent events from the 6 hours of Watkins Gen, IMSA has decided on roll out a new set of regulations as a test before LMP3 is removed from the Weathertech championship: “After noticing a lack of driver visibility from the LMP3 field, we’ve decided on a new course of action to try and fix…
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2020 Hyundai Veloster N – The Nugget of Expectations
The Hyundai Veloster N is a hot hatch for your attention span deficient 6 year old cousin with enough gimmicky bullshit to keep them from asking to borrow your phone. I know I’m late to the hype train but fuck you, I rode it all the way to a test drive full of cheap plastic…
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The Toyota Prius IS Perfect For Car Enthusiasts
By Nii-San Tsuru For as long as people can remember, the Prius has been a controversial car in the enthusiast community. However after the global pandemic and extreme rise in gas prices everywhere in the US, could it finally be accepted in with its updated styling? Up until this last generation, all Priuses suffered the…
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EV StartUp Makes No Promises Other Than Faliure
D-Sea Motors, a Hydrogen Fuel Cell EV start up has shocked the world today with its gorgeous 3d printed moc up of the Fusion360 render they showed us last week. The car, named the Pure Earth-E1, was said to have been a 4 seat ultra-sedan (that’s higher than mega and hyper we are told), making…
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New GR86 TRUENO Edition to Come With Toyota Branded Dildo
A surprise special edition of the glorified Toyota GR86 was recently revealed, hailing back to the original hype machine: the GT86. More specifically, this paid homage to the children’s tv show, Initial D. This show is hailed as religious in certain sections of Toyota fanboys, and it has been pulled back from hell kicking and…
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100th Article Special!
We FUCK live on camera while YOU watch and shout your FAVORITE kinks Uh Anyways Welcome dearest readers, friends, and c4 corvette owners, to the 100th post MisShift Into My Ass special! And special we are, as we’re answering the questions nobody asked (or knows the location of, to be honest. How the fuck do…
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2022 C8 Corvette – How Fat Do You Have to be to Not Fit Inside a C4?
In a sea of praise for the c8, will one brave shithead dare to go against the grain? Well look, it’s a damn good car, and if I had a Porsche Cayman, I would probably be considering my choices. Now, being me those choices would just lead me back to a Lotus, however for what…
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Rotax to Enter Biofuel Jr Kart as 2024 Garage 56 Entree
The 2023 Garage 56 entry into Lemans made quite a splash, proving NASCAR can turn right and compete with other racing cars outside of its own class. Rotax aims to do the same, proving Jr. Kart drivers have a place in the same area as real racing drivers by putting them directly in the same…
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Top 10 Alternative Car Sites
Are you tired of being fed the same manufactured garbage from the establishment? R&T, Autocar, and Jalopnik just “too mainstream” dude? Is the deep state implanting subliminal messages on that MotorOne top 10 list on the best shifter design that’s gonna turn your children into fascist communists? Fret not consumer, we have found the best…
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