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The New Mustang Makes me Angry
Goddamnit, I hate the new Mustang. Not the car, but more the reaction it is getting. Why are car people never happy? Do you guys want interesting car in the future? All anyone says is how they want a fucking race car for the road. Now you get it, you fuckers. What happens? It gets…
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Tesla Replaces Steering Yoke with Touch Screen
Tesla is known for making rash and wild decisions regarding their technology, and this is another interesting evolution of the car as a while. Coming as a part of the new Model S “Houndstooth” version, this is a screen that replaces the unconventional yoke found in the Plaid. “The waltz of progress knows no bounds”,…
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Will the Apple Car Come With Windows?
Leaked news about an unnamed project from apple amassing data from numerous auto manufacturers only leads to one conclusion: The Apple Car is coming. iHope your asshole is ready. Upon this early morning toilet time revelation, we at MSIMA Headquarters (an illegal basement underneaths Penske Motorsports this time) became consumer with questions, but none so…
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Dodge Aims To Cut Hornet Reliability In Half By 2026
Share this post with your friends to mis-shift into their asses too! Stellantis’ newest parts bin car has quickly gained notoriety in the automotive scene. This entity, known affectionately as the Dodge Horny, Alfa Romeo Toenail, or the worst-car-my-ass-has-sat-in-in-2023 has been doing numbers since its release. Not so much in the sales department, with overall…
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Alpine’s New Miami Colored a110’s come with “Themed Goodies”
To commemorate having made it to the prestigious formula 1 race held in the humid corner of America’s favorite state (that is Florida and you will NOT argue), Alpine decided to make some special edition “South Beach Miami Themed” cars, called the South Beach Colorway. We at MSIMA do wonder why a company is celebrating…
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1988 Gravely 20G – Backyard Supercar
Despite the impact of life’s complications, I return once again from the great beyond with insights, experiences, and likely reduced brain cell density. Let’s talk about lawn mowers. Power equipment guys and us common car guys share a sense of brand bias and vague awareness of which are the best of the best, regardless of…
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Chevy Cavalier – The Worshipers
After writing about the mysterious sightings of Chevy Cavaliers in the backwoods of North America, we have started received several concerning letters written on GM seat cloth from those who have begun to worship these ghostly sightings. Naturally, when confronted by incoherent ramblings of a delusional cult, we at MSIMA reached out for more information.…
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Entirely Incomprehensive History of the Seatbelt Dongle
Take a good, hard look at this odd piece of automotive technology. Note the purpose, design and use of it. Now tell me, what is it? You don’t know what it’s called? Well, I’m here to break down the “Seatbelt Dongle”, which is what this apparatus is called in underground car interior design circles. Few…
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Chevy Cavalier – I’m being followed
Dear MSIMA reader, after lurking on the Cavalier Forums, we’ve managed to decipher a set of coordinates hidden between the words on a thread about which oil is best oil. We flew out to Bryson City, North Carolina, where hidden between stones under the bridge on Everett St. was a journal stashed away, belonging to…
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Shaggin in da wagon
Oi e’s a wee chuffed off innit? What vehicle gets you laid the most? A Ferrari? Lamborgmachine perhaps? WRONG. It’s da wagon, str8 up mate. Why? Simple, innit. You can, infact, without a doubt, shag in the wag. What does that mean? I don’t know, ask your mum, or your therapist. Shaggin in da wagon,…
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