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2022 Lamborghini Urus – Bloated Bullshit
How are these things selling? No seriously, how did these stupid things sell? Was it really that easy? Just take an Audi Q7 with an RSQ8 motor, do some “Pimp My Ride” magic, and then slap a $200,000+ price tag on the damn thing? Their scheme must’ve worked given the amount of them roaming the…
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Forever Future Proofed: the Polestar Naming Convention
Punchline: they have an infinite series of numbers (Maybe include some obtuse math proof) In the world of vehicle naming, we’ve seen all kinds of mistakes and lack of foresight from many big-name manufacturers. For example: BMW: Realistically, they’ve only got 100 numbers to pick from for each model. The 3-series? 318, 328, 330… they’re…
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2014 Jaguar XJ – Bangers, Mash, and Wasted Cash
Yes it wound up on a tow truck. No it wasn’t its fault. Nor ours. Fuck you. This car wasn’t really all that good but somehow it won us over. It’s plagued with pretty shitty build quality, obtuse 2010’s screen based infotainment, a soggy towel of a chassis, and a powertrain that lacked enough *oomph*…
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Faraday Future Blows Up Car to Retain Relevance
Indefinite startup company Faraday Future has been back in the news recently due to a fire and subsequent explosion of a test vehicle at their Los Angeles headquarter. Specifically, an old FF 91 Electric SUV “mysteriously” caught fire in “an accident”, which resulted in the car exploding. The subsequent damage to their facilities was apparently…
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Top Ten Rumors and Leaks for the Upcoming Ferrari EV SUV!
WE ARE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE CURVE. WE HAVE NEVER MISS. WE HAVE NEVER FAULTED. And like the Puerosandwich or however you spell it, we WILL DELIVER YOU EVERYTHING WE KNOW SO FAR! So, before Ferrari supposedly unveils an electric SUV no one asked for so that someone(?) will buy, we’re here to…
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Roger Penske Goes to Space
Drop WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING and get ready to mis-shift into YOUR asshole motherfucker! We have news! The American race team founder, Roger Penske, has announced today that his motorsports conglomerate will be embarking on a new challenge: manned lunar exploration. And yes, we are just as lost. So, lets turn straight to the horse’s…
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Transit Race: 2024 Honda Civic Type R vs Charlotte N.C. Public Transport (ft. Amtrak)
“Let’s have do a Top Gear style public transit race!” “Oh oh and let’s rent a car for it!” “Yea yeah! And let’s make sure the contestants are clueless about the route!” “Of course! And us in team car should use printed out instructions instead of a map!” And it didn’t go too badly, for…
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2019 Honda Civic Type R, wide load comin’ through
Transit races are great, but the Type R deserves a fair shake to show what it really can do. So this time we autocrossed it and drove the resident GTI owner (more) insane.
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Apocalypse Manufacturing to Run RAM NASCAR Truck in 2026
YOU’VE READ THE TITLE ASSHOLE! South Florida LEGEND and builder of 6×6 Rams, Jeeps, Fords, and the occasional Defender are entering professional motorsports. And it’s not the Baja 1000, because that’s a different article that we’ve yet to write. Instead, they will be fielding a two truck entry into the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series! And,…
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Sim Racer Uses PC Exhaust Heat to Enhance Realism
YouTuber and sim racer Marty McDrive has shocked the sim racing world with his latest creation aimed at bridging the gap between the real world and the virtual one. McDrive has made a name for himself by reviewing cars in racing sims, competing in bronze classes in iRacing, and for his exuberant attempts at chasing…
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