Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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2011 Aston Martin Rapide – MY ARSE IS FULL OF POLYESTER AND MY BRAIN IS FULL OF BEEEEAAAAANS
What’s that? A v12 Aston Martin? On your shitposting website? Yes. Yes it is. Fight me. This car was once sold for a starting price of $220,000 in 2011 money. They didn’t sell many of them, unlike the Porsche Panamera it competed against. And if you’re surprised by that, let’s swap brains so I can…
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300th Article Special! Bugatti Chiron VS An Oxcart: Battle of the Brutes
No one wanted to miss this test. MSIMA staff, guest writers, fans, friends, family, rabbis and priests alike all flew out to the west coast for this one. Never before had two vehicles of such historical importance been brought together like this, and we here at MSIMA had the honor to not only perform our…
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2024 Honda Civic Type R – MOAN IN MY EAR WHY DON’T YOU
“Let’s race public transit TopGear style!” “And let’s rent a cool car for it!” And thus, we obtained a 2024 Honda Civic Type R (CTR) for like a day and a half. This car was divisive between MSIMA “professional journalists”. On one hand, it’s a god-damn Type R! On the other, it’s a modern car,…
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2022 Ford F250 Superduty – The Lowe’s Special
HOOOOLLLD ON TO YOUR ASSES YOU MIS-SHIFTED FUCKS, WE TAKING THIS TURN AND COMMITTING TO THE RACING LINE! Ah the Ford F250 Superduty (hehe, duty), what a – THIS THINGS MOOOOVES LIKE AN EEL PUNTED FROM THE THIRD FLOOR! We rented this for $20 in order to HAUL OUR LOAD of several sheets of wood…
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1950 Bentley MkVI – A Spiffing Time Ol’ Chap
Have you ever wanted to feel like both a million bucks and also like you’re running around half mad pulling all the levers and knobs lest the boiler on a steam engine explodes? Well, this car can give you that in spades! Welcome ya buncha consumers, to 75 year old Bentley. I need something like…
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2024 Toyota GR Corolla Premium – THEY CALL HIM DA TRIPOD
Yet another Corolla… and this time, it doesn’t even have a four cylinder!? What the hell is the point? A dinky little 1.6L inline 3 from a Yaris… god this is gonna be depressin– Ok craps been cut. The story behind this one is, surprise, yet another friend who’s in the process of reaping in…
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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2018 Suzuki Celerio – MY CAR A CELERY?
My grandma is old. I know yours will be too. So, out went the Nissan March, and in came this! It’s not a stick! It’s even better! It’s an automated manual. Buckle up ya fucks. You’ll need to, this thing is a ride. So what exactly is a Suzuki Celerio? Well it’s a tiny little…
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2024 Chevy Onix – Literally God On Wheels
How the hell did I end up with this Brazilian made General Motors turd? Well, it’s a Uruguayan rental. And that’s as much background as you’ll get! This unfortunate hatchback is almost a GR Corolla! Both have a small displacement inline 3, are handsomely styled hatchbacks, and are six speed manuals! Sure, this car is…
