Category: Typical Transportation Tribulations
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2024 Honda Civic Type R – MOAN IN MY EAR WHY DON’T YOU
“Let’s race public transit TopGear style!” “And let’s rent a cool car for it!” And thus, we obtained a 2024 Honda Civic Type R (CTR) for like a day and a half. This car was divisive between MSIMA “professional journalists”. On one hand, it’s a god-damn Type R! On the other, it’s a modern car,…
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2022 Ford F250 Superduty – The Lowe’s Special
HOOOOLLLD ON TO YOUR ASSES YOU MIS-SHIFTED FUCKS, WE TAKING THIS TURN AND COMMITTING TO THE RACING LINE! Ah the Ford F250 Superduty (hehe, duty), what a – THIS THINGS MOOOOVES LIKE AN EEL PUNTED FROM THE THIRD FLOOR! We rented this for $20 in order to HAUL OUR LOAD of several sheets of wood…
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1950 Bentley MkVI – A Spiffing Time Ol’ Chap
Have you ever wanted to feel like both a million bucks and also like you’re running around half mad pulling all the levers and knobs lest the boiler on a steam engine explodes? Well, this car can give you that in spades! Welcome ya buncha consumers, to 75 year old Bentley. I need something like…
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2024 Toyota GR Corolla Premium – THEY CALL HIM DA TRIPOD
Yet another Corolla… and this time, it doesn’t even have a four cylinder!? What the hell is the point? A dinky little 1.6L inline 3 from a Yaris… god this is gonna be depressin– Ok craps been cut. The story behind this one is, surprise, yet another friend who’s in the process of reaping in…
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2024 Ford Edge TITANIUM AWD – Edge Me Harder Daddy
Mom’s BMW X5 went it for repairs, and now THIS thing is in our possession…. I’m gonna touch all the settings in the holy Ford ipad. So, this pill shaped thing is… an SUV. With an “Ecoboost” 2.0L i4. And awd. And it has a hatch!? Fuck it, close enough, welcome back Focus RS. Except…
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2018 Suzuki Celerio – MY CAR A CELERY?
My grandma is old. I know yours will be too. So, out went the Nissan March, and in came this! It’s not a stick! It’s even better! It’s an automated manual. Buckle up ya fucks. You’ll need to, this thing is a ride. So what exactly is a Suzuki Celerio? Well it’s a tiny little…
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2024 Chevy Onix – Literally God On Wheels
How the hell did I end up with this Brazilian made General Motors turd? Well, it’s a Uruguayan rental. And that’s as much background as you’ll get! This unfortunate hatchback is almost a GR Corolla! Both have a small displacement inline 3, are handsomely styled hatchbacks, and are six speed manuals! Sure, this car is…
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MSIMA “The Cars” of 2024 Awards
THATS RIGHT YA BUNCHA MINDLESS CONSUMERS! WE’RE BACK AT IT AGAIN! Another year, another batch of unfortunate cars we’ve driven and written about. Each of them are shit in their own special way, although some are so far down the brown scale it might as well be in Satan’s septic tank. So, as a reward…
