Tag: car review
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2018 BMW M2 – WE IN DA M CAR NOW!
Remember Mini Cooper S kid? Who before that was Hyundai Genesis Coupe kid? Well, look who finally got their automotive shit together. Behold, ladies and gents, consumers of content, and loyal MSIMA reader: what Lockheed Martin does to a motherfucker! I’ve driven a non-competition M2 before. It was similar to this one, except it had…
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Chevy HHR SS – The Anatomically Incorrect Hot Hatch
From an 1880’s abandoned covanent school the skinwalker presents: As all conversations start about this car, one simply asks: why would one ever buy that thing. Well, it was quite simple. I like going fast, I like stupid vehicles, and I like handling. Now you may wonder how an HHR could ever do any of…
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2013 Range Rover Supercharged (L405) – Whoops! Off my Meds Again!
What the hell I thought these are supposed to be off roaders? So why then can accelerate like a Porsche? But it also has several terrain modes? And it’s actually nice and cushy in here? With adjustable ride height? What is this thing? WHAT ARE YOU!? WHY JLR, WHY!? Ok so how about a smidge…
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2003 Mini Cooper S – Supercharge All The Things
OHHH BABY, ITS NUGGET TIME! My favorite time. “Long time MSIMA” consumers of content might recognize that white Hyundai Genesis from an earlier review. If not, go be a good consumer and read it. The more views we get, the more power we obtain, and I need at least 20,000 power to get into the…
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2024 Volvo S60 – What is the Meaning of Free Will Anyway?
Another night like many others with our local group of idiots. One more rental, one more night of pushing the limits of what a commuter car was designed for. Welcome, mis-shifted consumer of content, to a night “with da boyz” : a 2024 Volvo S60. We start off with just why this car is being…
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1994 C4 Corvette Hardtop – Have I Seen the Light?
Ah the c4 corvette. What a car, what a contraption. You know, the C4 corvette was one of the first reviews I wrote back in 2023. It was fever induced, rage filled tirade about just how shit my friend’s C4, and this car in general, can be. And from that, I might’ve to have slightly…
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2001 Bentley Arnage Red Label – Jump into Another Tax Bracket
What are we doing here? We shouldn’t be in here. Us two college dipshits shouldn’t be anywhere near a car with “the big B” on its nose, and truth be told even if we had the means to afford one, we’d be too “low brow” and “new money” for this. And yet here we are,…
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1966/70 El Merc-ino 250S 350- Criusing in the Contraption
No, I’m not going to explain myself. It’s a 60’s Mercedes 250S. It’s also a Ute. And it’s also a holly carb’d Chevy 350 swapped boomer mobile. Please hold your questions till the end. I promise you they probably will go unanswered. Oh classic Mercedes, your build quality still makes me blush. No I’m not…
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2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 – Crank so Flat, Head so Flat
Yea yea friends in high places or whatever. Blow me. Do you wanna know how it drives or not? The Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 is the reason why the zl1 1le has heater and cooled bucked seats and why the Camaro z28 fell to new ND Miata prices after three years of existing. It’s a…
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2020 Alfa Romeo Gulia ti Q4 – Lovably Mediocre
Oh Alfa Romeo. Revered by petrol heads the world across for like 10 top trim variants of road cars, all the race cars, and then letting the rest just kinda slide. Because who wants to think about a base 90’s spider or diesel Mito, when we have cars like the 33 Stradale or original Gulia…