Tag: moth man
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Chevy Cavalier – The Amassing
We have heard rumblings from short tracks across the country. Herds of these sorry plastic excuses migrating from the backwoods of the American south to convine at local oval tracks. At exactly 3 am, those who’ve survived the drive find their way on track. Their inline fours buzzing way into the night. Hours drag on,…
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Shaggin in da wagon
Oi e’s a wee chuffed off innit? What vehicle gets you laid the most? A Ferrari? Lamborgmachine perhaps? WRONG. It’s da wagon, str8 up mate. Why? Simple, innit. You can, infact, without a doubt, shag in the wag. What does that mean? I don’t know, ask your mum, or your therapist. Shaggin in da wagon,…
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100th Article Special!
We FUCK live on camera while YOU watch and shout your FAVORITE kinks Uh Anyways Welcome dearest readers, friends, and c4 corvette owners, to the 100th post MisShift Into My Ass special! And special we are, as we’re answering the questions nobody asked (or knows the location of, to be honest. How the fuck do…
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2020 Toyota Prius – Life After the Lobotomy
100th car I’ve driven! It’s a rental I got my hands on. But not the kind that ends up in the Everglades or a dirt road unfortunately. This car made me laugh more than an F82 M4 for all the wrong reasons. This car has “an engine” that barely registers that’s it’s doing something other…
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Toyota 4Runner – A Children’s Toy of a Vehicle
The Toyota 4Runner is a car some may hail as the second coming of god. Most enthusiasts would agree with this. The 4Runner has a long and storied history of being capable while also being a great throw-your-family-in-for-a-trip-to-Disney vehicle. However, most of that is surface stuff. After driving one, specifically a 2019 5th gen, I…
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1993 Daimler Double Six – God Bless the Old Men
So, over the weekend I was given an awesome opportunity by an awesome British-only dealership. They have a load of interesting inventory, including Morgans and Caterhams. However, being the quirky place they are, the “truck” of the fleet is a Daimler Double Six. For those uninitiated, it’s just a Jaguar XJ with the V12, but…
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2022 Polaris Slingshot SL and Roush Edition – Maximizing Dickishness
No. No. NO. It’s stupid. That’s not a car. Fuck off. I hate it, and I hate that I kinda enjoyed it briefly. (*edit* no don’t lie to yourself – Justin) It’s Bike Week 2023 here in the great city of Daytona Beach, Florida (at least at the time of writing)! Which for someone who…
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2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 3.8 U L T I M A T E – “Hoes Love Da Sunroof” (some random forum dude)
This is a friend’s car. The engine blew. He got a new engine. The hood cable was never reconnected. Welcome schmucks, to a Genesis Coupé. The Hyundai Genesis Coupe is a weird car. Start with the name: it’s a Hyundai, called a Genesis, specified to be a coupe. Only for Genesis to be spun off…
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The Secret Cult Following of the Amazing Suzuki Kizashi
Suzuki isn’t the first manufacture you think of when some one says “fun”. Yes, there are the few outliers like the Swift Sport, but in general, they are just another cheap Japanese family car. However, there is a little hidden gem. This happens to be the quite plain Suzuki Kizashi. Why the Kizashi? What is…
