Category: Motorsports
-
Josh Williams Reportedly “Ran out of Gas”, Requiring him to Stop
Recently, the world of NASCAR has blown up in drama due to Josh Williams stopping on the start-finish line during the Xfinity Series at Atlanta Motor Speedway. NASCAR authority apparently told him to “park it” and retire the race, so he parked on track. Certain news outlets have reported he did this as an act…
-
Selling a Historic Race Car
Well, the time has come for me to sell my semi-famous historic vintage race car. It has raced *tens* of miles at such locations like Sebring and the grand Daytona International Speedway™. So why do I have it? I have no self control. This is a 1988 Nissan 300ZX, dawning the classic colors of bright…
-
Mercedes F1 Shaving Drivers Before Race To Save Weight
Soon after revealing their livery, Mercedes has decided that the weight savings has not gone far enough. “We’ve run countless simulations around our virtual test track, and found that we have yet to notice a significant enough lap time delta after shedding 5 grams off from not having a full livery.”, one engineer stated. The…
-
Toyota Developed GT3 Car Looking for Parents
Toyota stunned the world last year revealing the GR GT3, a brand new platform designed specifically for GT3 regulations. However, Toyota is still figuring out it’s hardest detail: “Developing a race car was the easy part,” a Toyota representative told us, “however figuring out what exactly we’ve created has been fairly difficult”. A team of…
-
FSAE Team Ignored for 24 hours
During the biggest IMSA race in history, one formula SAE team found itself relegated to a forgotten corner of Daytona International Speedway. Hoping to secure valuable technical and financial support from the more affluent RaceFan®️ or race team, a local formula SAE team (a university student run automotive engineering competition) secured prime real estate at…
-
Man Wins LeMons Race, Angry at Lack of Edible Fruit
Rodney Stolto, of team Rusty Bucket Racing, was thrilled to compete in the budget racing “LeMons” series. However, after forming a team of a NASA propulsion scientist, Lincoln dealership general manager, and Formula Dodge championship podium finisher of 1998, entering a car at Road America, and winning Class B, he and his team where severely…
-
Picchio Racing Cars Announces Customer LMDH program
Famed Italian race car manufacturer Picchio Racing Cars has announced they intend on constructing an LMDH car in time for the 2024 WEC season. There will be a single season factory campaign, before switching to a factory supported customer-only program. Our sources say they initially intended to create a hybrid LMH car for IMSA, utilizing…
-
ChampCar to be renamed back to ChumpCar because “we’ve become too serious”
ChampCar, the popular endurance racing series, has announced a shocking new change: the organization will be renaming itself back to its original moniker, ChumpCar, but with a twist. The organization will be adding a new rule where all the drivers must be dressed in inflatable sumo wrestler suits during the race. The decision to rebrand…
-
The France Family Trademarks “Race Fan”
In a press release today, it was announced that the France family, owners of NASCAR and IMSA, have officially trademarked the term “Race Fan ®”. “This move was done to protect “Race Fans®” everywhere from being taken advantage of while attending motorsports events”, says a NASCAR representative. They wish not to comment on their acquisition…
-
Old Man on Electric Scooter Wins the Florida State Autocross Championship
A surprising turn of events last week during the 2022 FL State Autocross Championship transpired, shocking everyone who attended. This was the final event held to determine the winner of the year, and many high-end, built autocross machines were present. However, during the track walk before classes started running, someone accidentally left the timing lasers…