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Top 10 Hot-Not-Hatches
We love hot hatches; theyre cheap, fun, and practical. But they’re not alone. In fact, there’s a lot of cheap, fun, and practical cars that aren’t even hatchbacks.
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2011 Aston Martin Rapide – MY ARSE IS FULL OF POLYESTER AND MY BRAIN IS FULL OF BEEEEAAAAANS
What’s that? A v12 Aston Martin? On your shitposting website? Yes. Yes it is. Fight me. This car was once sold for a starting price of $220,000 in 2011 money. They didn’t sell many of them, unlike the Porsche Panamera it competed against. And if you’re surprised by that, let’s swap brains so I can…
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Blackstone Laboratory Oil Test Results – 2001 Murray Minibike
Brought to you by SwedishDiesel Group’s Fueling Division. In the no-man’s-land of Indiana sits a company by the name of Blackstone Laboratories, which provides testing services for used oils as a means of finding out if your engine is on the verge of grenading itself. They test for viscosity, flash point, suspended solids, presence of…
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Man Online Upset by One-Off Road Legal 963 ‘RSP’
Porsche recently revealed a one-off road legal version of their 963 LMH car that competes at the highest level in IMSA and WEC. Dubbed the “963 RSP” after Lord Roger Penske himself, the reveal of this barely altered Le Mans prototype for the road sent shockwaves through the automotive community. Nearly everyone can’t stop raving…
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300th Article Special! Bugatti Chiron VS An Oxcart: Battle of the Brutes
No one wanted to miss this test. MSIMA staff, guest writers, fans, friends, family, rabbis and priests alike all flew out to the west coast for this one. Never before had two vehicles of such historical importance been brought together like this, and we here at MSIMA had the honor to not only perform our…
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Aston Martin Announces Road Going Version of their Valkyrie LMH Race Car
After getting spat on by a French bus driver, we finally made it to Le Mans! Following the announcements of road going versions of their Le Mans Hypercars (LMH) from Glickenhaus and Porsche, Aston Martin follows suit with their own version. Dubbed simply “the Aston Martin Valkyrie”, this road legal LMH car is more than…
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An End to Corrosion Part 1
In a bit of contrast to our normal articles, I get to talk about some very real, very cool science that I am actually doing. So how about some cutting edge science with your favorite automotive clowns.
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2024 Honda Civic Type R – MOAN IN MY EAR WHY DON’T YOU
“Let’s race public transit TopGear style!” “And let’s rent a cool car for it!” And thus, we obtained a 2024 Honda Civic Type R (CTR) for like a day and a half. This car was divisive between MSIMA “professional journalists”. On one hand, it’s a god-damn Type R! On the other, it’s a modern car,…
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2022 Ford F250 Superduty – The Lowe’s Special
HOOOOLLLD ON TO YOUR ASSES YOU MIS-SHIFTED FUCKS, WE TAKING THIS TURN AND COMMITTING TO THE RACING LINE! Ah the Ford F250 Superduty (hehe, duty), what a – THIS THINGS MOOOOVES LIKE AN EEL PUNTED FROM THE THIRD FLOOR! We rented this for $20 in order to HAUL OUR LOAD of several sheets of wood…
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1950 Bentley MkVI – A Spiffing Time Ol’ Chap
Have you ever wanted to feel like both a million bucks and also like you’re running around half mad pulling all the levers and knobs lest the boiler on a steam engine explodes? Well, this car can give you that in spades! Welcome ya buncha consumers, to 75 year old Bentley. I need something like…
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